trying to swim the English Channel.
We tried to play football but.......
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trying to swim the English Channel.
We tried to play football but.......
...no one had shoulder pads.
Why talk of football when baseball is....
even more silly to talk about, Soccer beats them all anyway
Sports are......
the most overpaid people in the world!
I dreamed I left and no one even...
no one even woke me up to tell me I walked out of the door.
Traditional robes are such...
a useful things.
The lack of new ideas.....
does not instantly imply the lack of brains!
If the next King of England turns out to be Charles...
...Dickens, the nobility will outnumber the rich.
If only my youth had been spent in Weathervale, we'd all have supper...
...in a Leonardo da Vinci painting.
Only in the leap from the lion's head...
...will I escape his bite.
My stomach is growling just like a ............
conga line of drunk dancers wearing banana hats on their heads.
Surely he will have compassion upon me and........
...sign for the beautiful rachel an autograph.
The best scientific...
discovery is that which does not involve food.
The quietest friend...
...is a dead friend.
Why does the orchestra want to....
...go to taco bell?
Sometimes people just don't know when...