....between a savings bond and a musician is that a savings bond eventually matures and earns money. :biggrin5:
But with all due respect . . .
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....between a savings bond and a musician is that a savings bond eventually matures and earns money. :biggrin5:
But with all due respect . . .
Officer, you do look like a smurf in your blue uniform.
What in heaven's name...?
....have you done to the pickled cucumbers? :eek:
Stick them to whatever ..........................
...has the most comedy value.
A spring in my step...
....would provide adequate posterior coverage.
We have reason to believe ...........................
that the knife was invented before the spoon, which says it all really.
Brothers....
...., please drop your teeth in this bucket.
Now is the time for you .......................
give me a bucket.
This will not hurt unless you....
...are alive.
That'll be the...
....day you keep your hand on your belly and say, 'reflux.'
For reasons I don't understand ..............
that Godot is never going to show up.
But if we really believe then....
The truth is irrelevant.
I think I will...
...I think I might, dispense with the quills, and type all night.
Work is stacking up......
....to catastrophic proportions it's starting to look like an unavoidable act of God.
If things are that bad ..........
go fishing.
Rubber ducks...
provide hours of entertainment.
But what I really like to do is....
...loosen the tops of salt shakers at restaurants.
This product contains chemicals known to the state of California to...
....make people grow a third chin without clear benefit of a first.
Nobody is making .............
doilies any more.
Mannikin's come to life....
....as a garden-variety hoodlum.
In her previous life ................
she was married to an Italian who lived in the Caribbean.
But then...
....she became a desperate housewife.
The good soldier ...........
...died the earliest
I lost my heart when...
...I Method acted a Mayan ritual.
It's a dog's life...
..in which you have to assume the position to get the bone.
Many a mickle...
....maks a muckle.
Thou shalt not ...
wonder any more.
The answer is ...
within yourself.
If he exists then...
....you need to double the dose of your medication.
The trouble with thinking ............
is that we do it too much.
It would be better if we all could just...
....open private bank accounts in the Cayman Islands.
If things go on like this ...........
then we will be alright.
It's only a matter of time before I....
....microwave the burrito.
The thought of food .....
And blew up like a balloon.
Now is the time to deliver the...
...message that gambling is a fool's--oh, wait, BINGO!
I hope things...
....fit snugly in your nice pink plastic Hello Kitty zipper bag.
Under the circumstances, ...........
I may have to retaliate.
So here I am with my...
....whip and Amazon warrior garb.
The only favor I ask in return .....
Is that you spare my life.
Give him all the strength he needs to...
...start working out.
Made in...