The worse that worst gets
The more the flies adore it
Yummy! Rotten meat.
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The worse that worst gets
The more the flies adore it
Yummy! Rotten meat.
Yummy! Rotten meat.
Lost in the woods, one will eat
anything to survive.
Anything to survive
Except eat lots of mustard
Yucky stuff, mustard.
Yucky stuff, mustard?!
When Wasabi dipped, naked
Sashimi is dressed.
Sashimi is dressed
For her date who wonders why
She's named for raw fish.
:lol:
She's named for raw fish,
Oversight by Japanese
Wannabe parents.
Wannabe parents
Can't afford "Harvard Pre-School"
Just "Stanford for Tots"
Just "Stanford for Tots."
'Oh Great!' now I have cravings
for some tatter tots
For some tater tots
Lunch comes soon. Others expire
Still in the freezer.
Still in the freezer,
are all those tater tots, which
I shall eat later.
I shall eat later
And then I shall feast and grow
Fat and contented
Fat and contented
Sleeping limp in a hammock,
The breeze won't budge me.
The breeze won't budge me,
The rain won't wet me at all;
Because I'm indoors.
Because I'm indoors,
I am safe and sound. Because
I'm indoors, and trapped
I'm indoors, and trapped
Inside this isolation,
Lacking and remote.
Lacking and remote
from any near cafe, I
gnaw on my own flesh.
Gnaw on my own flesh
It kind of tasts like pepper
Maybe I'll get salt
Maybe I'll get salt,
Grill up my ankles; Pickled
Toes do delight me.
"Toes do delight me,"
Said the man with the fetish.
Please take your shoes off.
:cold:
Please take your shoes off.
You don't want to make me mad-
Want a cup of tea?
Want a cup of tea?
Why not? He calmly asks for
"Tea. Earl Grey, Hot."
"Tea. Earl Grey, Hot."
With milk? or just plain simple?
England is damn wierd!
England is damn weird!
if pants do the same thing there,
why are they trousers?
Hi Mir. :)
Why are they trousers?
Rather velveteen head wear,
Like a crab claw rack.
Like a crab claw rack
Of a long gone buck, in a
Dusty Ozark shack.
Dusty Ozark shack
Do I hear Dueling Banjos?
Run for your lives, men!
"Run for your lives! Men
Are only after one thing!"
Feminist Dogma.
Feminist Dogma,
Or inbred Mamadogs
Made into tacos!
Made into tacos,
slippery on the tongue
avacado paste.
Avacodo paste,
Near soylent luster of green;
Charlton Heston's shade.
Charlton Heston's Shade
Haunts the TV as Moses
Each year at this time.
Each year at this time
One questions the processes
Involved in rebirth.
Involved in rebirth,
New age shamen try to put
Old babies back in.
Old babies back in
Fashion in Australia;
Young kids now passé.
Young kids now passe
And Granny's got her groove back
Golden girls are cool.
Golden girls are cool,
They also weigh many tons;
I like real girls more.
I like real girls more,
They're much taller than Barbies,
And usually soft.
And usually soft
Marshmallow peeps appear in
Easter baskets. Sweet.
Easter baskets. Sweet.
But when found on Good Friday,
Proof of no bunny.
Proof of no bunny!
You can't prove a negative.
Harvey does exist.