With a great, roaring fire! Perhaps a meteorite?
Why does my flashlight always turn off when I'm reading with it?!!!
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With a great, roaring fire! Perhaps a meteorite?
Why does my flashlight always turn off when I'm reading with it?!!!
Because the flashlight thinks the book you're reading is boring and keeps falling asleep.
When are the aliens going to take over the world?
today. i'm one of them.
What do you think will I get out of watching a lunar eclipse?
Moonburn.
What's another name for "Roget"?
Monsieur Thesaurus
Why do nettles sting?
They joined the band as soon as it was formed! (sting= http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=locIxsfpgp4)
What lies beyond undeath?
You don't vant to know! http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...mKane/Drac.gif
Vould Dracula eat steak?
Yes, but he prefers dead poets...
Is Pendragon some kind of zombie?
No silly - he's some kind of dragon.
Why is it called "Permanent Press" called permanent
if you still have to iron or tumble dry it again?
Because "almost permanent press" sounds funny.
Why do so many people say ATM machine and PIN number?
because AT Machine and PI number just don't sound right.
Where does dust come from?
Dust Bunnies... http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1.../DustBunny.gif
Why do tears fall?
Because they want to emulate their super hero, the rain.
Whatever happened to Pen's old avatar, the wonderful pen dragon? :(
it ran away to Bangladeesh for Yom Kippur.
Why do angels sing?
It all started when God got bored one day and decided to start a band. . .
*sigh* Why do I hafta clean my room. . .