Pam

But PAM, it works better in hair than on dentures! :lol:

[long time no hear, PEN, hope you are doing good! **hugs**] ;)

The PAM sticks her head out the car window to dry her hair.

PAM sticks her hair under the tires to straighten it! :lol:

PAM has pointy hair...please, PAM, don't put the hair glue on before you sleep...

The last Craze Fest crazefest went on cost her family half an herd of goats and all the stored goat cheese...

PAM fantasizes too much about dragons that he isn't aware he's beginning to look so much like a dragon himself!

The PAM is secretly jealous of how sexy I look as a Dragon!

PAM is too good to eat. Even with ketchup...

The PAM tries to do up her ice skates with cooked spaghetti strands... :lol:

PAM uses bloggarooney sauce as a moisturizer

The PAM complimented me and this is the insult thread! Unless that was opposite day...:idea:

Pam is taking a flamethrower and destroying opposite day...now all the wee little children are sad, because things that are too good aren't eaten up too quickly.
[I really don't make sense...I won't try to]

The PAM has to meet other people in order to figure herself out, if that makes any sense...:p :p :p

PAM is in an itchy dragon suit while he's typing all this :alien:

The PAM braids her back hair.

:lol:
Pam helps clean her cat, by licking it.

Pam suffers from the inability to make up her mind when it comes to choosing a delicious frozen yogurt treat, thus wasting the time of the other patrons. >:[

(I'm sorry, I had to)

PAM listens to Big Rock Candy Mountain all day and night, hoping to become a grandmaster hobo when nearing his end.

(I loved it!)

PAM just doesn't appreciate the life of a grandmaster hobo.

:P

It is OBOE not HOBO when you sign up as an extra at the symphony my friend! ;)

PAM has plans to mop the stage of the Grand Opera Hall for PAM's PAM :p

PAM plans to confuse everyone with a long line of PAM sentences...and me

PAM wore her trousers inside-out

PAM gives coffee to cats so that they party all night, and disturb the neighbourhood...Bad PAM

PAM claims that she is feeble-minded in every post she makes. :p (Why, you said so...)

what do you mean claims? it's true!

PAM rejects my reality and substitutes her own

The PAM loves cats, especially deep fried with gravey...

that's funny ... the PAM loves rubber boots deep fried with POUTINE!

All of the PAM's dishes taste like Peroxide, which I understand is an acquired taste, which the PAM's husband hasn't yet acquired...

all of the PAM's dishes taste like.... er, chicken, .... ummmm, yeah, thats it! Chicken! :lol:

Finally caught the blonde dame, otherwise know as the PAM, in a falsehood, as a detective like myself knew I would. None of MY dishes smell like anything! I can't and don't cook... :lol:

the pam has cool pixs

The PAM has been here in the PAM thread for a looooong time, yet she still hasn't memorized the rules ;)

The PAM is mesmerized by the rules and they spin round and round her head much like the rings of Saturn :lol:

I thing perhaps it's just the ringing in the PAM's ears.

The PAM has ears that would make Dumbo jealous and has named them Archimboldo and Steve.

:blush: I see by her above post that the PAM is a wretched peeping-Tom! Or a gossip! One's as bad as the other! http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...GirlRemote.gif

The PAM admits it!! :D

The PAM has a thing for dancing bananas. Weirdness! (J/K I promise)

The PAM shames her name of "Queen of Sheba". The Queen went searching for "Wisdom" not "Weirdness!" :lol: