....I pray to God to grant me health and happiness, and what would be the harm, some nice breasts too.
Whenever I go out on a double date . . .
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....I pray to God to grant me health and happiness, and what would be the harm, some nice breasts too.
Whenever I go out on a double date . . .
I bring presents for both of my girlfriends.:grin:
I'm only joking of course. Nothing wrong with a bit of....
...carefully done arson.
The first thing i would do as a king ...
....would be to hand out complimentary peppermints.
In an emergency . . .
...delegate.
If God meant for us to...
....fit into bikinis, then why does He allow Dunkin' Donuts?
The point is . . .
sharp and it pricks us.
Totally fearless...
...makes for a boring hero.
I'll pour the wine, while you...
....chop the liver.
Try not to think about . . .
...how you tried to fake a faint and failed.
Just call me if ...
....you need a bracing smack on the body part in question.
You have to at least . . .
...entertain a mood.
Where is the...
....Ladies' Footwear section?
After all these years .........
I still think I see you sometimes in the street.
Wisdom is...
....knowing how to wait for that stroke of genius to come and stroke you.
I wonder if this is the way ............
...which leads out of the heaven.
It has never been...
as smooth as this before in a long time.
When will you finally.....
....make this thing go faster?
So far as I can tell ............
a tomato is a fruit, but I wouldn't put it in a friut salad.
It is getting dark.........
...but then it gets light, then dark, then light again. I think I'm blinking in slow motion.
Can't we all just...
....say that it has the allure of a dehumidifier?
One thing about dehumidifiers ....................
is that they can beat a humidifier in a fight, hands down!
I cant wait until...
...they invent a teleportation machine.
I wish that life was more...
...ordered.
Once was enough...
but it's never enough is it.
I think I will leave here at 5 and....
....take on all comers without pity or heart.
It's too late now to . . .
...not fire the bullet.
When departing, please...
....leave all ashtrays, bath towels, and other articles that do not belong to you.
There is always a . . .
light at the end of the tunnel, look , oh wait , they seem to have turned it off.
Sausages can often...
....lead to a successful program of breeding.
They are so small that ...........................
you can sneak them through customs.
I think I need to....
You can smuggle them through customs.
What am I going to do about...
the chickens running loose in the yard?
When will I ever...
...remember that in America they drive on the right. Sorry, Officer.
Now is the time for all good people to...
remember to drive on the left in Cayman!
I spend too much time....
posting replies on this blasted forum
Whichever way you look at....
...it, Australia's still upside down from here. How do you cling?
On the seventh day...
God said 'Geez I'm stuffed!' and had a rest
Once upon a time...
...two people lived happily ever after.
It was a dark...
tunnel but Katy still walked down it alone.
The difference between....