Listen all, Jocky has got to leave for a wee while as matters of great import to national security are calling. In the words of General MacArthur I will return, hopefully. :)
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Listen all, Jocky has got to leave for a wee while as matters of great import to national security are calling. In the words of General MacArthur I will return, hopefully. :)
That's a greater disaster than Torrey Canyon!Quote:
Originally Posted by jocky
:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by jocky
I love transubstantiation. You can taste the wine turning to blood on the way paste.
Either that, or I bit my tongue at the crap they serve in the RCC.
Party till Xmas, I like it!Quote:
Originally Posted by soundofmusic
I'll get Parker to lay supplies in at once!
:eek: Jocky, just saw this old post, I never realized you were a hero: thumbs_up; was the man's cooking that bad. :confused: Though, I really don't know what could be that bad; all this talk of herrings in tomato sauce:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by jocky
Herrings in tomato sauce isn't just food, it's commestibly orgasmic!Quote:
Originally Posted by soundofmusic
Tins of herrings in tomato sauce is what created the entire British Empire.
How to beat up people who live 23 weeks travel away from you?
Take cans of nourishing food so you don't die of beriberi on the way there. Top of the nourishing food chain is H in TS. Vitamins, vegetables, protein, calcium... you could feed an army (or navy) on this stuff. And we did. Why do you think we use English on this forum? Ever see any French food in a can? Let's see you try to make a filet de boeuf en croute sandwich!
:banana: I knew I could count on Atheist the Great, Keeper of Justice and Killer of Birds and other small annoying things.:cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by The Atheist
Do you want Brooke Shields at the party also? :bday_2: I don't know, she looks a little too lean; like she's on the exercise bike too long :rolleyes:; She may need you to send out for some fattening American food and good Atheist loving:brow:
:brow: Well, perhaps we should begin to feed it to our men over here who are going impotent at 40:banana: Orgasmic, really, well maybe I can close my eyes, hold my nose and...No, don't think I can do it. :cold: Guess I'll just have to remain celibate and inorgasmic until the next 25 year old, tall, blond haired, blue eyed bloke falls in love with my wallet , :p:lol::ladysman:Quote:
Originally Posted by The Atheist
I think you maybe hanging out with the wrong crowd.Quote:
Originally Posted by soundofmusic
:rolleyes: You know, papayahed, I've been wondering about that after meeting all of these hearty British folk...Anyway, my daughter tells me the men I like are all "women with....":wave:Quote:
Originally Posted by papayahed
Think carefully before you invite Brooke to the party, you don't want Goji berry and Wheatgrass stains on the carpet.
As for entertainment, If Mr Jelly (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IK-9...eature=related ) is unavailable, Jocky could do his world famous elephant impression.:eek:
:eek: Mick, you're starting to get scary:cold:; where do you find these things? Well, I was inviting Brooke for Atheist; I gave up all that breast feeding, making your own baby food talk years ago. It was hell:rage: My first husband was talking about cool stuff with the guys and I was being bored to tears with frightening stories of natural birth. :sick::redface::eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by prendrelemick
Fortunately, for the health food crowd and the alcoholics; we have tile is south florida; so no problem with mess:lol: Now tell me more about Jockys elephant impression:banana::banana:
Is this still The Blokes Thread :brow:
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Ah... Thought so. ;)
This thread used to be so simple and uncomplicated why cant we get back to simple values, fishing, hunting, beer, sandwiches and war? Thank you Mike for reminding us who we are and the video as it has sentimental value, there is nothing to beat a big pair of eyes. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Michael T
Now guys, here is a tale that will send tingles down your spines. This is a story for men only, the theme being fishing. I was standing in the river Dee on Royal Deeside up to my neck in waders and I got a tug, it had to be at least a fourteen pound salmon. I will repeat for effect a FOURTEEN POUND SALMON. The battle was on and the gloves were off. Promises were made and broken, Gods were invoked and deals with Lucifer were done , Faustus didn't have a look in, there was much sweating and swearing. Day turned to night, thunder, lightening the net was in my hand and, would you believe it , the line broke ? It leapt about six feet in the air and I am sure it winked at me as it made its way back up river. I am at present suing the fishing tackle shop for ruining my life. Match that :)
:redface: :eek: :bday_2: Good, I knew the girls would come to my party to entertain the blokes! She's rather hypnotic...Of course, as a woman we can seldom appreciate the value of a good pair of pecs because we are having a deep discussion of whether they are silicone? Shouldn't she have brought a bikini so she can do the water show?:banana::banana:Quote:
Originally Posted by Michael T
:eek2: I think this thread changed when somebody, not naming any names here, on the blokes thread invited all the guys to my birthday party on the Celibacy thread...Quote:
Originally Posted by jocky
:rolleyes: I don't know though, I think this is a :alien: taking over my really cool friend, jocky, that even has a Scottish brogue when he writes..'
:wave: Hey Mick, the guys need to get back their bloke thread spirit; do you have something to inspire them with?Quote:
Originally Posted by prendrelemick