LOL I never heard that before.He does have a point though.
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LOL I never heard that before.He does have a point though.
...the postman. he was just passing by with his mail bag and I thought it was a bear.Quote:
Originally Posted by Riesa
Diamonds are a girl's best friend, but...
...cubic zirconia are a heckuva lot cheaper.
Three perfect skulls and a flawless topaz...
...is what I won at the raffle.
I need a good stiff drink of.....
...motor oil and whale blood.
Dentistry...
...is a looooong course.
The sun is....
shining but the ice is slippery.
The trouble with keeping a kitten is that...
...my mom is alergic to cats!
It had to wait until I decide to go outside to...
milk the cow and process the milk into a nice big round yellow cheese.
When the girls are out to play...
the world stops, listens and smiles.
They said I would never be able to accomplish that, but in the middle of.....
...my dinner I was able to complete the story.
I wish I was in better athletic shape.
Granted, but this is the complete the thought thread.
Cheese and crackers go best with...
:lol: Oh, you're right! Well, we can see who the closest to alzhimer's. I've done that a few times.Quote:
Originally Posted by Riesa
...red wine; anything goes best with red wine.
I need to take a shower or else....
The quote is from Tom Waits in "Heart attack & Vine".Quote:
Originally Posted by RobinHood3000
... I will dry out and blow away in a stiff breeze.
I really hate Spring because ...
...snow turns to ugly muddy slush.
I do like Summer because...