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pam turns dolls into zombies
But the PAM turns zombies into dolls! No, PAM, NO!
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PAM hugs innocent little schnauzers to death
Correct up to the sixth word, ha ha! :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by crazefest456
BUT: since this is the insult thread, hmmmmm .... well, the PAM tried to type so fast that her little fingers got all tied up in knots and she had to call for help! And the help guffawed a blue storm over the whole scene! :lol:
:lol: I wouldn't be surprised at allQuote:
Originally Posted by kiz_paws
Pam makes unsuspecting dogs laugh so hard that their bottoms fly to the direction..that's cruel :p
the pam is wanted by the mental institution and is in hiding
The PAM IS in hiding, and types these messages secretly under her bed.... :lol:
PAM is the mental institution spying on PAPAM. Baaaaad...
The PAM uses toothpaste as fillers for home-made chocolates.... no PAM, that is NOT how you get minty chocolates... :lol:
what! you don't? I thought Andes tasted like that because...
PAM powders her neck so much that she stops sweating from there...forever!
The PAM uses black magic maker to define their eyebrows, much like groucho marx.
the pam !IS! groucho marx.
pam has a heart shaped like the symbol of a heart ♥....weird. :P
PAM tried to hold her eyelids open with toothpicks, much like she saw in a cartoon. However .... that is NOT how you stay awake, PAM!
PAM makes wee little children stay up by using toothpicks to open their eyelids. Torture is bad, PAM, BAAAD...
PAM was practicing opera in the hopes that her new note could shatter the wineglasses, just to prove herself..... Ummmm, the wineglasses shattered alright, but it was because they MIGHT have been tossed .... at .... someone .... :lol:
:lol: Wow, that's not very unrealistic, y'know
PAM was showing off her mad skating skills on the frozen pond, but cracked the ice while attempting to do the triple axle.
While attempting to do the triple axle, I did indeed crack the ice, but it is good that you were there to block my fall. Hope you dressed warm as the pond is quite chilly beneath the ice.... http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s...liebawling.gif
IM NOT A GRANDMA!!!!!!!!!!! IM ONLY 12 YEARS OLD!!!!!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by crazefest456
i dont know how to insult the pam
Easy, ie.: The PAM eats boogers.Quote:
Originally Posted by greenlake
the pam collects boogers in tiny little plastic ziploc bags and labels them by date.
Pam has a bad hair day every day. So she uses booger-gel to try to fix it.
The PAM wipes his head with a dishcloth and cleans it with Mr. Muscle
I'm sorry, my crazy thoughts are never clear....I was making reference to Pen's poem where the grandpa sun makes room for the grandma moon...and I kept thinking of that and then I saw you avatar, and *poof* I started calling the faerie a distraction for grandma moon... I'm sorry I'm very stupid:( ...Quote:
Originally Posted by greenlake
PAM was rockin' inside a barn (why?) and a cow was so happy that it tipped the lantern and started the Great Chicago Fire :p
Aha... I just knew someone had been secretly watching the concert I staged in a barn for the benefit of the tired cows. Admit it, craze, I heard you rooting. :D
okay, FINE...but how'd you recognize me behind the chicken costume?
PAM used the burnt hay as feed for the poor starving chickens, and caused indigestion...bad PAM.
The PAM likes the smell of burnt hay and uses it as a bed.
Instead of a bean-bag chair, PAM has a bean-bag bed, except that instead of stuffing the mattress with beans, she has chosen billiard balls of all things?! :lol:
Of course, you don't trust my outstanding x-ray vision? :pQuote:
=okay, FINE...but how'd you recognize me behind the chicken costume?
Insulting PAM is actually pretty easy.
All I have to do is sit in front of her and scratch my head like a monkey while she's eating a banana split. If that doesn't insult her still, I'd reach forward to pull those cooties out of her hair.
The PAM wears the smell of burnt toast as perfume.
PAM burns toast and feeds it to unsuspecting pigeons, who eventually get cancer. :(
PAM thinks robins can get breast cancer.
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PAM refuses treatment for Robins with breast cancer
PAM drinks medication specified for robins with breast cancer ;)
Pam melts brown wax crayons with hot water in an attempt to get hot chocolate, and wonders why it tastes sooooo, ummmm .... well, waxy! :lol:
PAM uses the same material to make frosting for her cake. ;)
Dang, how did you figure that out? :lol:
Pam's idea of a good time is a rip snorting game of checkers... :D
Sure... and PAM's idea of a good time is a bullfight in her backyard. :p
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PAM sat on a snowbank, and her pants froze there and she cried cuz she didn't know what to do next!!
[Kizzo giggles from behind a pine tree]
The PAM is now using Pine Pollen to dye her bright blonde hair!