... compulsory for police officers.
One of the most interesting things to do with forks is...
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... compulsory for police officers.
One of the most interesting things to do with forks is...
building the eiffel tower
Better a ship afloat...
than a ship with Gilligan.
Birds and goats..................
and does eat oats, and little lambs eat ivy.
The best way to care for your....
...friends is by listening to them.
No one can tellyou the truth but...
...someone with no concern for your feelings.
The sun is a huge ball of ...
splendididitly dumptiousness.
Spring rain makes me want to...
...dance and dance and dance.
Spring rain is like....
...autumn rain in colour but is only found in the wild between March and June.
Platypusses ...
were created when God was drinking.
If only I was a viking..............
....then you would be on an ever losing football team.
I'm so sorry I spilled my coffee on your....
A-ha!! A fan of Robin Williams?Quote:
Originally Posted by Ryduce
ledenhosen.Quote:
Originally Posted by Virgil
Mother told me never to play with guns, But I shot ....
Did he say that????Quote:
Originally Posted by RobinHood3000
I am a pretty big fan,but that just came off the top of my head.
Something like it--he discusses how there's someone who said, "There's no Devil, there's just God when he drinks." Then he goes on to say, "if God drinks, maybe He does drugs. How else do you explain the duck-billed platypus? God probably said, 'Okay...let's take a beaver...okay...give it a duck's bill!!! Hahaha! It's a mammal, but it lays eggs!'." Or something to that effect.