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About time too. I have booked your ticket first-class, the champagne is on ice and the Chippendales have agreed to act as cabin crew, they owed me a favour as I have some compromising info on them. Sorry guys, I have splashed out so much cash on Soundos flight you will have to travel economy. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by soundofmusic
Nothing so refined. The Chippendales were a group of male strippers extremely popular with the British females in the 80s and 90s. I believe they may still be on the go. Mick or Paul might be able to download a video of them as I have yet to learn that skill.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Atheist
Chip n' Dale's?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAqOvbjF7mo
I tell you what - I just found that link in 3.52100003 seconds - or something like that.
When I think of how we used to crave those 5 minute - hell three minute - cartoon features like Popeye, Road runner, Speedy Gonzales and the best of all Tom and Jerry, that would come on the telly in tantalising seconds of delight as children, and how if we got two in a row how brilliant it was - before going back out to play with a hoop and stick (if we were lucky) because Coro - bleedin' - nation Street was infinitely, (it seemed) on rolling out its drab and embittered northern boredom - I tell you - kids today - they don't know they're born......
Have you got the tickets Jocky? I'm ready!!!!!
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Originally Posted by jocky
I think we can do without video!
(I did know who they were; they tour NZ occasionally as well)
They always looked a bit greasy to me.
Greasy...
Or oiled?
Oiled...bit I prefer to describe them as greasy. :biggrin5:Quote:
Originally Posted by The Atheist
Thank you Jocky, I've boarded a bit early so I and the boys could enjoy the champagne in the hot tub...they give one heck of a shoulder rub:ihih:Quote:
Originally Posted by jocky
Not quite that old...Quote:
Originally Posted by The Atheist
A few have the same teeth...and are, a, partners also:shocked:Quote:
Originally Posted by Paulclem
That's the Crisco, they want to make sure they can get away when someone without a wallet grabs them...Quote:
Originally Posted by Paulclem
Hi Sounds. The Chippendales were really popular here. Never saw them myself. They filled a niche at the time - several probably...
Carroll to Liverpool. Torres to Chelsea. I wonder if it will turn out good for them. Good players, but expensive...
You wouldn't believe the cost of a male stripper in Montreal, it can cost you upwards of 20 dollars per song for a lap dance. That's twice the price of a female stripper here, outrageous!
That is quite odd. I guess supply & demand is the issue, so more men must be shy compared to women.Quote:
Originally Posted by OrphanPip
Get some Kiwi blokes up there - as rugby players we're used to undressing in front of other guys and cuddling up to them!
Perhaps a career change is in order, 20 dollars is 20 dollars. I know all the moves to the Macarena. Though my "alternative" body shape may be an issue.
I didn't expect Carroll to leave Newcastle, but I suppose he had millions of reasons.
There's nothing wrong with a wise old interesting alternative body shape. You could be like the Chippendales living memento mori muttering "I was once like you...you will be like me" at inopportune and compromising moments during the routines. They'll be singing along "Hey...Macarena" with a refrain of "Hey...there's me back gone".
It'd be a laugh.
I'll get the video for you Jocky.Quote:
Originally Posted by jocky
Let me see if I can get this queued up:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ai9IEkYrZQk
(RIP Patrick and Chris)
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Carroll is a good player but I don't know if he can fill the boots of Torres at this stage of his career. Liverpool are having an off season for their standards so they would be looking to rebuild but I would have thought Torres would play a role in that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Paulclem
Ah well, good luck to both players and lets see what happens.
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Originally Posted by Paulclem
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Originally Posted by Gilliatt Gurgle
:lol::lol::lol:
Eh, you need cheering up on days like this. Turmoil in Egypt, storms in Australia. And worse, Heidi the cross eyed Opossum has fallen into the clutches of the nutritionists - she's been put on a low fat diet.
http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en...+opossum&meta=
To continue with this theme of showing up our aged physical inadequacies, and how time has bent and wearied us -it's the 6 nations start tomorrow!!:rolleyes5:
Will you chaps be watching?
I'll be keeping a friendly eye on things, with a view to the RWC which now only months away!
Not that I think any NH team has a dog's show of taking the cup for only its second trip north. They should've made the trophy upside down.
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My impression is that Scotland and Wales are improving. Perhaps it'll be closer this time.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Atheist
I am so glad that it wisnae me that downloaded the Chippendales video. What an embarassment ! :) Mrs Jocky went to see them and I enquired how it went? She said "I had to put a pound coin between my teeth and drop it down the front of one of their shorts" So are they cracked up as good as their reputation ? She looked at me with a flushed face and quietly replied "I don't know I never opened my eyes" You bloody liar, and that's a pound your owe me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Paulclem
All will become clearer in a few days in France, or maybe not.
King Kenny knows his fitba and if he thinks Andy Carroll is a Liverpool centre forward then that is good enough for me.
Pip, old chap, my Auntie Helen who emigrated to Canada seventy years ago phones me with exactly the same complaint. Of course she comes from Ottowa, which might explain a lot.Quote:
Originally Posted by OrphanPip
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Originally Posted by jocky
I've often wondered where a scotsman keeps his loose change.
In anticipation of tonights match between Wales and England, here is a reminder of Phil Bennetts inspirational pep talk to his Welsh team mates in 1977;
"Look what the b######s have done to Wales. They've taken our coal, our water, our steel. They buy our houses and they only live in them for a fortnight every 12 months. What have they given us ? Absolutely nothing. We've been exploited, raped, controlled and punished by the English - and that's who you are playing this afternoon. "
Personally speaking I have no preference for who triumphs. :)
Come on England!!!!
A few warm up matches before the world cup.....I wish...
I suppose I ought to support England, but I am almost overcome with apathy.
And my Granny was welsh.
Well done England. Great match.
That is a thing of beauty! Mercurial on his feet and also verbally, our Philip.Quote:
Originally Posted by jocky
Your boys up tonight. Is it snowing in Paris?
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Originally Posted by prendrelemick
Everybody's granny was Welsh, or Irish - no hedging now.
Thanks Jocky - it was a good match. They ran it close towards the end for. It was good to see Toby having a good game, and Wilkinson's kicking is still spot on. He also made some good solid tackles.
I wonder how the French will do?
Ok no hedging, I'm pleased England won with a goodish performance. I remember young Chris Ashton in his Wigan days, he was always a bit special.
I shall be supporting the brave (though ultimately doomed) Scots in Paris.
You called it right, but I don't mind losing in that fashion. The game was terrific and the French magnifique. The standard of this Six Nations so far is fantastic.Quote:
Originally Posted by prendrelemick
That's exactly it, Jocky. If England would "have a go" more often I wouldn't mind them losing. In fact I'd prefer it to a boring win.
Me too. Unfortunately missed the Scots match.Quote:
Originally Posted by prendrelemick
Certainly the closest!Quote:
Originally Posted by jocky
Have Italy got good or are Ireland more hopeless than usual?
By the way, what sport are you blokes going on about?
Is this cricket or badmitten?
In the meantime, I've had my fill of cold and snow and it isn't any better back home!
I'm ready to go trippin on the beach:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Li0sM...eature=related
Gg
Italy are defenitely getting better. The Scottish scrum were approximately one stone heavier than the French but their technique completely nullified our weight advantage. The French expansive game should light up the World Cup.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Atheist
Never mind Gilliatt Superbowl tomorrow. Last year was a disaster as Soundo stole my snakeskin boots and ten gallon hat.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gilliatt Gurgle
Enjoyed the video, it is a bit worrying to think all that girls are grannies now. All we need now is a Carmen Miranda download. :)
Ahhh...I believe I figured it out; rugby.Quote:
Originally Posted by jocky
Say Jocky, what ever became of Helmet, your pigeon?
I was reminded of him as I watched hordes of his kin beginning to roost on our new building under construction.
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Croquet. The sport of gentlemen.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gilliatt Gurgle
As long as they don't light it up by beating us, that will be fine. Just as they did in 1987, beating Aussie then losing to us in the final will be fine.Quote:
Originally Posted by jocky
We're drawn to meet them again this time.
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