Pam

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pam is flying on his dragon spying on steph and "mary" when he drives his dragon right into a tree and comes crashing down. pen pen pen of the dragon....watch out for that TREE! :lol:

PAM's signature is threatening to become real.:p

PAM's here!! Litnet's missed you these days...

Great insult PAM. :lol:

On the other hand... just in case it's true... REEEEEAAAALLLLLY!!!!!!

PAM likes the sound of wooden spoons dancing on her head :p

PAM has a metal brain.

To go with my taste in music?? :lol:

PAM really was missed btw ;)

OK, PAM wanted to join the marching band and couldn't figure out how a piano would fit into the scheme of it...

I suppose PAM thought she could carry one of those huge pipe organs on her head...

PAM enjoys listening to a saxaphone playing with a potato hidden in the end...

PAM envies the potato's location and wishes she were there.

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PAM tried to start a new craze -- rubber gloves on her feet, kinda like those toe-socks? Ummmm, it won't catch on, PAM... ;)

Methinks I am possibly taller than PAM ;)

Then I better duck quick or get el-kabonged on the head! :lol: (I am five two) :)

The vacuum sounds better than the PAM when she sings. :lol:

The PAM wears broccoli spears for earrings.

The Pam was guilty of making Baki wear an embarrassing outfit according to the the Kaffe Klastsch meeting. Naughty. And you skipped the party PAM when you were supposed to bring cake....

The PAM steals his grandfather's hearing aide. :p

The PAM needs charcoal underwear

The PAM cleans her ears with parsnips :lol:

The PAM regularly causes a peroxide shortage...

The PAM was upset about the peroxide shortage only because he ran out of mouthwash... :lol:

PAM says the best mouthwash has the brand name "Ajax"

The PAM buys cereal only for the toys inside. :p

The PAM staples her hems instead of sewing them ;)

The PAM doesn't even care to buy the cereal. She just goes ahead and calls the president of the company that makes the cereal and asks "where in China are the toys made"... then she makes it a point to go to that place and ask her mother if she could live there ;)

The PAM thinks that rocks are the same as rock candy. Her experiment didn't go very well. :D

The PAM only says so because she has done the same experiment herself...

PAM thought that all there was to an experiment was to heat test tubes over burners. Uhhhh, no, PAM -- you need to have something IN the test tubes prior to heating them... :D

The PAM is a rag doll short of a pursuit by the mounted police of planetary justice.

The PAM is a fat deluded frog who assumes himself to be King of the Martians, who do not, as far as we know, exist...

the pam has a palace????????????never knew

The PAM is very, very bad at insulting people.

The PAM is very good at it not to mention keeping the "return gifts here" line busy this time of year with all her friends going "What was she thinking?"

The PAM likes his boiled potatoes crunchy...

The Pam acts like there's something wrong with that... Spooky!

PAM called grandma "fat" ;)

who would do that? the pam is craze(crazy).

the someone would make the Grandpa sun make room for Grandma moon..GAH! so many implications!
PAM's distracting grandma moon...meanie ;)

The PAM licks random strangers. :p

the p.a.m. shoots random strangers.