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My grannie once gave me a book about Christian dating, stating that I MUST NOT EVER DATE anybody who was not Christian, or was a smoker! Hahaha. Hahahaha... *ahem* Who on Lit-Net fits the bill? We should do coffee and forge a false relationship so that the old biddy leaves me lots in her will.
*Ahem*
:toetap05:Vell, Ve shall have to put our famous tracking devices on your computer; nobody can escape the "gossiping granny interogation league:boxing_smiley: (Just Kidding):yawnb:Quote:
Originally Posted by BienvenuJDC
Isn't it romantic, requited love:hurray:Quote:
Originally Posted by JuniperWoolf
Well, I actually think there are quite a few Christians who probably don't smoke, we just have to go kidnap them from the religious threads:iagree:Quote:
Originally Posted by BeccaT
Did your granny say it was okay if they are gay, christian and didn't smoke...:idea:
Is there a cut in it for me? :yawnb:Quote:
Originally Posted by BeccaT
I don't drink if it means a larger sum...
All right, Jethro:hurray: How do you feel about cougars with broken down houses that need their lawns mowed and their hoopty cars repaired:nopity:Quote:
Originally Posted by BienvenuJDC
Hmmm....sorry...I can only build boats in basements...
Lucky lad? Hahahaha.Quote:
Originally Posted by soundofmusic
Not likely. Pretty much every boy within an 100,000 metre radius of me is still wearing nappies, crawling on the floor and putting dirty objects in their mouth.
Eh, my crushes, well, the top four anyway, are rather young. Wait... Depends what you think is young. Younger than my parents anyway.
The rest of them, I wouldn't have a clue. :ciappa:
you wanna matchmaker? Litnets finest is Pensive. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by grace86
I wonder where Pensy is off to :) Well for LitNet sake the poor chap wouldn't have to be Christian! A good nice, tall, dark, handsome and literary type would be just fine for me on LitNet..perhaps that's too much to ask ;) ?Quote:
Originally Posted by Niamh
Hahah don't tell me I have as much trouble finding a LitNet crush as I do in real life hmm?
I think she is in her final year of Secondary School. Lots of studying!Quote:
Originally Posted by grace86
I think there are plenty of young men on litnet that fit that criteria. There might even be one or two christian lads floating about somewhere in the depts of the forum!
Aww dont put yourself down Gracie! (hug)
When I was in my early twenties and started dating the bouncer from a bar we went to, my dad sent me a poster with a picture of Jesus and the caption, "You won't find God's gift to women in a bar." :lol: It was a bit of a joke but yet he was definitely making a point. The guy was Christian though, in fact, he was even Lutheran which is at the top of my Dad's wishlist so I don't know what he was complaining about. :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by BeccaT
Dude! Have you seen 'em dating ads on Facebook? 'Em Christian girls knows how to have fun. Not to mention, dress.:D
Hey Beccs, I'm Catholic in theory, and I don't smoke. Whadda you say? :ihih: Hey, and just to throw her off the scent, in Europe my name is a male name! She need never know the truth...Quote:
Originally Posted by BeccaT
Wait a minute . . . whats wrong with crawling on the floor and putting dirty objects in your mouth?:confused::confused5:Quote:
Originally Posted by Heathcliff
Skib, what did I tell you about putting dirty objects into your mouth in your blog about being sick? I thought we had this conversation! *sigh*Quote:
Originally Posted by skib
oh yeah . . . sorry about that . . .:ack2:Quote:
Originally Posted by *Classic*Charm*
I love all those new smilies, btw!