Oliver Cromwell, although he thought that napalm was
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Oliver Cromwell, although he thought that napalm was
used for ladies makeup after wild parties thrown by the most important person of that time who
Dear renal, you missed the letters p-t... Ah well never mind, I start where you left off.Quote:
Originally Posted by de Renal
very kindly shared here make up tips with all male politicians in office.
why they did this was a mystery because
Xantippe, the wife of Socrates had suggested
Aaargh, I beg your pardons - this heat burnt my brains!Quote:
Originally Posted by Maryd.
:mad5:
Thanks!
... yawning, in order to fix the problems which started to occupy the minds of the greatest
zoologists the world had ever seen.
Asking himself, 'why on earth was there an elephant in his mother-in law's lounge room?'
Because, every time he looked around himself, he saw his reflection in mirrors, ceilings, floors, even on the tapestries hanging on the walls, picturing horses, dogs and people hunting foxes and having fun while doing it; he realized that eventually he would have to quit the habit of...
coming home and gawping mindlessly around the
dark, round table, which reminded him of the times when he could come home, sit in his armchair, light his pipe and feel the tobacco's strong aroma filling his nostrils and making his brains softly numb, distorting the images of the day into
ethereal images, that intertwined, ebbing and flowing like...
feathers through the air, gently and slowly falling on the carpet, covering it like smooth, silky blanket and tickling his feet until he
grew tired of the sensation and
hearing the sounds from the basement, went down to check if anyone was there, holding the knife in one hand and a hat in the other, nervously pulling the
irritating strands of hair from his eyes. Suddenly, in the corner,..
just when he was about to attack, he spotted a giant, hairy spider, winking with eyelashes and asking him in a sweet, sweet tone of voice: "Honey, is this the way to Disneyland? Would you care joining me for a ride"?, and moving the hips so sternly that the only thing he could do was to
Kick it away, screaming, "is it on me, is it on me?" Unfortunately, all this noise and action
Led the army to believe there was a battle on and so they sent in their troops... But who knew they would...
much illprepared for duty. They were without proper training and the laundry seargent had washed all their underthings in.....
Nectarine juice, so soldiers couldn't run. They were forced to take their underclothing off and run...
Over the over-sized oval shaped hill, where they found...
Possibly it is no very great surprise, but they found the top of the hill and below it a great, green, sunny valley.
Quite unsurprised by the hill, they decided to...
Run to the nearest river and enjoyed the view.
Being so occupied in enjoying the view, they forgot why they were here in the first place. So,with a heavy heart, they retraced back there steps to the top of the hill and then.....
Suddenly they fell down the hill, rolling over and over and over during long minutes without control, finally ending with a big splash both submerged in the river...
Trying to get up from the big fall, they eventually pulled each other down.
Under the water they discovered something incredible...
Victoriously, they managed to find a golden treasure chest
What is this? they asked to each other at the same time, unnecessarily because they already knew the answer...
"Xylophone?" one of them asked but the other one shook his head.
Years going to concerts and you don't distinguish a xylophone from a marimba...
"Zounds! You'd think I'd know that by now."
But one of them knew that they were all wrong, the truth was that none....
...could play any instrument worth a damn anyway.
and here they were, thinking they created a masterpiece of a symphony out of sonnet.
Drying off, they examined the rest of the chest's contents.
Evidently there were emeralds, each encased in gold
for a while everything looked tempting