Deadpool doesn't even raise an eyebrow. Instant healing, remember?
Venom is thrown back, but due to his training with Axel(thanks man, I'll give you your weapon after winning!) he is more than happy to charge the sender to the ground.
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Deadpool doesn't even raise an eyebrow. Instant healing, remember?
Venom is thrown back, but due to his training with Axel(thanks man, I'll give you your weapon after winning!) he is more than happy to charge the sender to the ground.
"JIFOHDELU!!!!" fox screamed, and he exploded in ball of fire (that was 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 000 degrees in teperature,) right as venom struck him...
at the same time he shouted the words, krystal shouted "jxoact xam!!!" and fox was not harmed!
But everyone else died.....oh well.
but wait... the MJOLNIR armor activated its shield generator... and in a flash of orange light, they revived!!!
fox said "holalot ucc rik deadpool udt venom" everone lives but venom and deadpool!
Deadpool can't die. He has been killed, but it never stays that way.
Venom on the other hand, was beaten down to his bare person. He is Eddie Brock for now.
Deadpool supplies Eddie with two of his guns.
Let it continue!
fox grins, and pulls out a huge, plasma powered, automatic firing assault rifle!
BUUURN! yells Axel as he toasted Venom and Deadpool with the flames of hell.
Ha!
I also have a bunny monster from Holy Grail on my side and I am not afraid of using it to
Fox McCloud
Slippy
Falco
Krystal
master chief
cortana
the arbiter
red yoshi
Artemis Fowl
Harry Potter
with his teeth ready for you all!
Beware the bunny
What!?!?! I thought we were allies! But no matter.
Eddie, now back as Venom, fire off a symbiote rope to pull himself and Deadpool out of the fire. Deadpool then chucks the Holy Hand grenade at the white rabbit.
No weapon for you Axel the Traitor! Vengeance is Venom's as he breaks Axel's chakram and calls his robes girly.
since it is Axel's custom to answer insults with fire, he sets Venom alight with a bottle of wiskey...oops with a bottle of beer or gasoline!
But, since you conditioned Venom to be immune to fire earlier, it does little more than cheese him off.
Run fast Axel, you are about to be used as lunch meat!
wait, but if you were immune to fire earlier, why did you call me a traitor?
Axel decides to retribute by way of his restraunt and sheathes a carving knife inside venom's head
One: You are a traitor for chucking me in the fires of Hell. People get a tad grumpy when that happens.
And Two: The knife is blocked by Deadpool with his swords. I betcha you wish you had you weapon now!
Axel picks up a rack of knives from the counter and starts chucking them at Venom. "this counts as weapons" says Axel
Venom has spider senses from Spiderman so he jumps into action by redirecting the knives with his webs.
Deadpool, feeling left out for being disengaged so fast, goes off to sulk in a corner.
Desperate times and desperate measure!
Throw apples and onions and leftover cabbages to the sulking Deadpool!
Spoons and chop sticks and tooth picks flying in all directions, aimed mostly at Venom!
Venom never gets tired of tomfoolery, so he throws them right back.
Deadpool joins this deadly food fight.
Axel burns Deadpool who has not yet been conditioned to resist fire, Deadpool runs to the nearest river to put the fire. Unfortunately the river is 10 miles away.
Deadpool is not a symbiote and has instant healing. He simply teleports there and back.
He comes bringing more things to throw.
A buddy of Axel's arrives: its the samurai!
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He quickly summons aid:
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organization 13 from kingdom hearts
:eek:
:D Just kidding
I can take them easy! Bring it on!:flare:
Venom gets stabbed by the samurai, speared by the the dragoon, burnt by axel, and blasted, smashed, crushed, sprayed with water, sliced, frozen, and zapped by organization 13
wheeeeeeeeeeeee:lol:
But Venom is a one man army. He uses his symbiote tentacles to combart weapons and his unnatural agility to dodge projectiles. When his amazing strength is factored in (He can cars with one hand farther than a bow can throw and arrow) he is invincible.
Deadpool is doing the same, but better, he uses his swords and guns in a myriad of blows. He teleports within the battle feild to disorient his opponents and strike them near instantaneously.
Xion jumps (as always) out of nowhere and quickly releases her new keyblade and attacks Deadpool, swiftly skewering him through the chest
Deadpool reminds Xion hat he cannot die. And with his own weapons, begins to remind her that she can.
but deadpool obviously knows nothing what-so-ever about Kingdom Hearts, because if he did, he would know that Xion is part of Organization 13 and she can't die either
because of this fact she just laughs and continue to fight Deadpool
But Deadpool has instant regeneration. I'll just cut your limbs off:D (I'm morbid aren't I :lol:)
Axel, being very smart, grabs Xion and teleports to the organization's hidden base. the organization and Axel's allies follow suite
Deadpool sheaths his swords and stares incredulously at everyone else who stood there while it was 13 on 2.
Axel laughs are unheard in the huge castle
Xion goes off to prepare the defenses of the castle, on her way there she meets up with Roxas and tells him to inform Organization 13 (or 14), the leaders. Xion then turns into a beam of light (using one of her powers) to turn on all defenses at the speed of light. ;):):D
Deadpool and Venom are completely oblivious to this, just like everyone else. Life continues as normal. (people show up and disappear all the time in this forum...)
Before anything touches her, Enma Ai teleports back to hell without her preys. But now she's back with a vengeance.Quote:
Originally Posted by kingoflombards
"Attack me and you become my enemy!"
Quote:
Originally Posted by ReflectionOfSky
"ack!!!!!!!!!" fox screamedQuote:
Originally Posted by ReflectionOfSky
"the bunny!!!!" krystal went pale...
"thanks!!! you just shortend your lifespan!!!" fox commented.Quote:
Originally Posted by kingoflombards
Hearing that his playmates had snapped out of their "deer in the headlights" trance, Deadpool plays the car without headlights and engages Fox's team in a fire arms fight.