PENSIVE SHOT DOWN
The murders of the elusive Pensive did not go unpunished. She was found pierced by an arrow, tangled in power lines. Eyewitnesses recall hearing a shout of "For PENDRAGON!!" prior to the attack.
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PENSIVE SHOT DOWN
The murders of the elusive Pensive did not go unpunished. She was found pierced by an arrow, tangled in power lines. Eyewitnesses recall hearing a shout of "For PENDRAGON!!" prior to the attack.
Robinhood's encounter with a LionRobinhood was trying to hunt animals in Jungle but suddenly a Lion attacked him...and then what was seen by Robin's fellow hunters is very difficult to tell....Robin was seen DEAD with red blood flowing from everywhere...
Pensive, poor Pensive. Despite endless warnings about not bathing with the toaster (Pensive likes to multi-task and make her breakfast whilst taking her morning bath) our dear friend Pensive got sizzled amongst her bubbles when the toaster fell in the tub.
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The Haunted and the Haunter
And behold today the dead undying passed again,
Her raven locks against her snowy shroud.
She walked once more among the World of Mortal Men,
A pale, yet lovely face within the crowd.
No wrinkled hag, this lady of Undying Death,
But fair and sweet, with skin like milk.
The scent of roses upon her breath,
Her tresses fall like strings of richest silk.
Yet something cold there is about her cornflower eyes,
Something a little haughty in her walk and gaze.
They say the man who meets her sight always dies,
And whom she shall kiss, may count his days.
But the sun has set, and night has claimed her once again:
And who knows when next Kathy shall walk among mortal men?
Pendragon
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That is much too nice of a poem for me to devise your "exit", Pen. Person below me, please take up the slack and do Pen for me, would you?
Per kathy's last request, Pendragon became a ghost town after realizing he was the son of a city, not a king.
Ah, thanks Kelly Sprout: To bad I could not stop you from putting on those cement shoes and going for a swim...
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Kathy and her trouble with the house
Kathy started to build a house but the house was destroyed by hurricane and then poor Kathy died because of the sorrow...
Mockingbird Shot Down!
The Mockingbird lay upon the forest floor,
A grey-goose feathered arrow sunk into her breast.
Perhaps a furlong, certainly not much more,
From the comfort and safety of her own sweet nest.
Now careful had the little birdie planned,
And built that nest with the most infinite care:
It was sheltered beneath a crag, no crack larger than a span
Would give an archer a shot at her nigh there!
Yet the evidence could not be dismissed, the bird was slain
By an arrow which struck with a mortal wound.
What archer around was there would could proclaim
To take that shot and make it a shot of doom?
The Dragon had caught a glimpse of the man in green:
But he kept right on with his business, as if he had never seen...
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Pendragon
Pendragon and Dumbledore's Army
Pendragon, being against Harry Potter is invited by Lord Voldemort to become the chief of the army Voldermort is creating named "Voldy's Army" Pendragon, as he is against Harry Potter accepts Voldemort's offer gladly but then the final war between Dumbledore's army and Voldy's army approaches and Volemort is defeated and Pendragon is killed. Poor Pendragon, if only he would have supported Harry Potter, his end would not have been so terrible. He will be missed!
Pensive went the same way as "Moaning Myrtle" :eek:
If I have told you girls once I have told you a thousand times...Never let a basilisk into the girl's loo! They just aren't nice!
:wave: Hi Pensive!
Poor, poor kathycf. Alas, she died of sleep deprivation!
The Grave of Kelly
I passed by the cemetery this evening,
While the moon was but a sliver in the sky;
Each tombstone is marked with an end and beginning,
With a dash in between to fill up e're we die.
There was a freshly dug grave in the back row,
Under the shade of a gigantic oak;
And that's the place where Kelly Sprout lies now,
For it seems that today Kelly croaked.
In the moonlight I see a fairy ring on the grave,
And I wonder if they are watching over his bed.
Kelly was a person to always be brave,
And now our friend Kelly is quite gone and dead!
Funny now, though, his name was Kelly Sprout—
It may just be that the sunlight may make him grow—and let Kelly out...
Pendragon
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Dragonsleep
The Dragon slumped down quite wearily,
Against the marble of a new-built tomb.
His eye could still discern things, but barely;
As he tried his Dragon-sight to pierce the gloom.
"All these long centuries have I waited,
But He comes not to steal my breath!
My kind have long become homeless and antiquated,
And within this crypt at least I shall sleeping rest!
But comes there none to write my eulogy?
To carve above my door about my words and deeds?
I see none approach, not even Auld Arrow from the sea—
And I was always there to met their needs!”
And with that the Dragon sharpened his claws upon a flint-rock shelf.
And began to carve his own litany—himself!
Pendragon
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Light from their torches flickered against something deep in the cavern. Hoping it would be the dragon's gold, they carefully inched forward. Imagine their surprise when they discovered an ancient computer, still mysteriously powered on after all these millenia. Great bones lay in disarray in the chair and on the floor before the old relic. On the oddly quaint glass screen was a poem, Dragonsleep, lamenting an apparent abandonment of both friend and foe.
The adventurers were moved with a profound sadness at this discovery. As a final tribute, they printed out the poem and etched its words onto a great rock which they rolled in front of the opening to the dragon's lair. As the final words were scratched onto the rock, Kelly Sprout thought he heard a faint noise from within the cavern; a scraping sort of noise, like dry bones clattering together. He held up his hand for silence, but could hear nothing more. Had he imagined it?
The treasure hunters, finished now with the eulogy, respectfully left the cavern, now become a tomb, without their treasure.
Kelly_Sprout was last spotted on the litnet hill
He trumped the last poster and there was a spill
Kelly Kelly we will miss you so very much
I will sing you to your rest with a song in Dutch**
But here in this thread, you can die and come back
Mother Nature will never let you take that tack.
(**Hey I couldn't think of a word that fit that rhymed with much) :p
Walking deep into the night
I saw a sudden flash of light
High up in the starlit sky
So quick it barely caught my eye
Poor Kathy’s spaceship gone
It’s debris falling into dawn
A single escape pod was found
But Kathy, she never touched ground
The cats escaped without her
On the ground they gave a purr
But Kathy, she was blown apart
Earth never heard the last beat of her heart.
Aimus's turnip has been utterly mashed, alas!
and such a nice turnipey fellow too.
but we think half full when we think of our glass.
His "death" is not goodbye, but a short adieu!
Dirge for The Dead Undying
Since Kathy never really dies
But forever remains undying dead;
No sparkle gone from her blue eyes,
No hint of grey upon her head.
It does no good to bury her,
For she is but asleep for a little while.
So carefully cover her in furs,
(See! She sighs, and gives a faint smile!)
Nay, latch the tomb before we go!
I'll not have robbers steal the maid!
When she awakes, no lock will hold her, you know,
And I'll not have her angry 'cause I made a mistake.
Within the tomb the dead undying lies at rest.
And these know not that a Dragon watches the nest...
Pendragon
Dear Pen, you write such lovely eulogies.
I shall not be so eloquent today, however. Even dragons can slip on banana peels and crack their heads.
:banana: Bad, BAD banana!
Woopsee, it seems a dragon slipped on the PAM, crushing her in the process. :eek:
Such a nice young man, our Aimus. Too bad he got crushed by a herd of stampeding turnips. Seems turnips are deadly afraid of okra. Well, who isn't?
Kathy in Death's MouthLadies and gentlemen, we are sorry to announce the death of our beloved member, Kathy. It is heard that while drunk, she was driving on the Mall Road and was hit by a truck. She remained in ICU for some time but poor doctors were unable to prevent her from death. May her soul rest in peace!
Pensy's Final Resting Place
I found a small birdie on Mockingbird Lane,
Collapsed by the side of the road.
Her wings were nigh broken; her feathers were frayed,
And her back bent as if from carrying a load.
"Kind sir." She gasped. "I've tried very hard,
But I just can no longer keep up with my job!
I can feel my heart giving out, 'ere it snaps into shards,
And to think no one cares!" Was her sob.
I lifted the little bird tenderly enough,
And soothed her ruffled feathers with a touch of my hand.
But I could not heal her, the wounds were to much,
But she pass on knowing the warmth of a friend.
Beneath a great oak I laid her to rest:
Pensy, she said to call her. May she be forever blessed.
Pendragon
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Poor Pendragon got caught in a fruit conga line. Dragons are mighty, but not good dancers. Darn you pineapple, darn you!!!
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Kathy, for her part, stopped to smell the flowers. Unfortunately, they were poppies, and the jealous Wicked Witch of the West made them deadlier this time...
Robin got arrested for illegal archery in Winnipeg. When the police where driving him to the police station, they had to cross the bridge, and bad luck would have it that just as they crossed the bridge, a meteor crashed into the bridge in front of the police car, causing it to tumble into the river. Robin, the master archer unfortunately isn't as good in opening locks as he is in shooting arrows, and poor Robin slowly drowned in the back of a police car.
Aimus was convicted by the Intergalactic Police for illegally hurling meteors at bridges. Upon hearing that one such meteor was responsible for the slow, agonizing death of the beloved hero Robin, the Intergalactic Juries unanimously agreed that Aimus was to be immediately executed.
The Last Shot?
Pale was the face beneath the yellow hair,
And paler still the grim eyes like ice;
The red feather still jaunty in his cap with flair,
As his bow he bent with all his might.
"Watch ye, well, Pen, where this arrow flies,
And mark well the spot where it comes to rest.
I feel Death approach, with her kiss, Robin dies;
But fail me not in this, my last request."
The eyes went shut, but the strong hand did not drop the bow,
As the green-clad archer breathed his last.
Nor was I like to forget nor forgo my vow,
In my strong claws my wings bore him to his final rest.
But is it final? Nay. Forsooth. I say not so.
Death seldom keeps her grasp for long upon a superhero...
Pendragon
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Pendragon had an unfortunate encounter with St. George and a giant fire extinguisher.
Drat! I thought I'd taken care of old Georgie years ago, Kathy! http://www.industreal.spb.ru/smiles/snow.gif :lol:
Yea, he is stinker, that one. No sense of humor at all when it comes to dragons. :p
US Government found out a new witchcraft organization in Massachusetts. The rumour is that they are closely connected to infamous Salem witches. Their leader- Kathy was confirmed to be a practising witch using Monty Python and the Holy Grail methods (nobody doubted it anyway-after all only witches can be so beautiful) and consequently burnt on Copley square near the Trinity Church.
Werewolf And Boris!
Boris invited Greyback (werewolf) to his home and then Greyback ate him. Poor Boris, I used to tell him not to trust them but...may his soul rest in piece.
WINDEX CLAIMS THE LIFE OF MOCKINGBIRD
A mockingbird was smashed today when she collided full force with a picture window she could not tell was there. It seems the owners of the home have been using Windex™, for the no-streak shine. The window thus became invisible to the poor bird. It might not have been so horrible if not for a bunch of raucous magpies sitting on a tree branch nearby that thought the whole thing was hilarious. They laughed and slapped each other on the back and made nasty remarks about the poor birds fate.http://www.industreal.spb.ru/smiles/holy.gif
(Chorus:)
Pen, the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee
Little Jackie Paper loved that rascal Pen,
and brought him strings and sealing wax and other fancy ken. Oh
(Chorus, twice)
Together they would travel on a boat with billowed sail
Jackie kept a lookout perched on Pen's gigantic tail,
Noble kings and princes would bow whene'er they came,
Pirate ships would lower their flag when Pen roared out his name. Oh
(Chorus)
A dragon lives forever but not so little boys
Painted wings and giant rings make way for other toys.
One grey night it happened, Jackie Paper came no more
And Pen that mighty dragon, he ceased his fearless roar.
His head was bent in sorrow, green scales fell like rain,
Pen no longer went to play along the cherry lane.
Without his life-long friend, Pen could not be brave,
So Pen that mighty dragon sadly slipped into his cave. Oh
(Chorus, softly)
(Chorus, loudly)
Well, not a eulogy precisely, but we shall all miss Pendragon's mighty roar.
Niiiice...we should have that on the PB & J thread!!
Kelly Sprout -- brutally murdered by arrow for infringing on a certain Emerald Archer's trademark rights on the color green. The Jolly Green Giant is next.
Robin was oddly tranported back in time to the St. Valentine's Day massacre.
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Don't worry, I will visit your grave...http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h5...mileys/rip.gif
Perhaps in my next "life" I ought to choose a safer occupation...perhaps a shrubber? ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Boris239
Another Sighting of "Ressurection Kathy"
SALEM:____Another person has contacted the newspaper with word of a strangely beautiful, raven-haired lady in a white shroud, seen prowling the grounds of the old cemetery. This ethereal beauty has also been known to appear under the old hanging tree on the hill outside town, and around the landmarks dealing with the infamous Salem Witch Trials. It is not known who the lady is, although a psychic investigator told the paper that she said to call her "Kathy" and that she was, quote: "Dead undying" unquote. Anyone who disbelieves in haunting is welcome to come see for themselves.
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PS. THANKS, KELLY! I LOVED THE SONG! :lol:
Pendragon was found brutally murdered. Witnesses point to a strange, raven-haired woman seen near the scene moments before the crime. Earwitnesses also report hearing a voice shrieking, "MY NAME IS NOT KATHY -- IT'S LIGEIA!!!" Memorial services to follow next week.