Patrick Bateman: "I have to retun some pants."
From "American Psycho", instead of "videotapes".
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Patrick Bateman: "I have to retun some pants."
From "American Psycho", instead of "videotapes".
"Pants are in the skateboard magazine" - Lords of Dogtown
Alfred Borden: "Never show anyone. They'll beg you and they'll flatter you for the pants, but as soon as you give it up... you'll be nothing to them."
From "The Prestige", instead of the word "secret".
"The Phantom of the Pants" -- taken obviously from the Phantom of the Opera where countless people have uttered that phrase, except, of course, without the word 'pants'.
It's easy to be a holy man on top of pants - Razor's Edge ~ W. Somerset Maugham
Alexander: A thousand pants we'll launch from here, Hephaistion!
From "Alexander", instead of "ships"
"Oh no, the pants. What would I do? What would I do? Please don't tell your mom call the pants! Please!" - Rescuers Down Under
"I've got a jar of pants! I've got a jar of pants! And guess what's inside it!" -Captain Jack Sparrow.
Henry: "I want the pants, and you will get it for me!!!"
From "The Tudors", instead of "divorce"
The Pants goes ever on and on
Down from the door where it began.
Now far ahead the Pants has gone,
And I must follow, if I can,
Pursuing it with eager feet,
Until it joins some larger Pants
Where many paths and errands meet.
And whither then? I cannot say.
LOTR. I really think Gondor's been shedding its pants a bit too much, if Bilbo can pick them up over in the Shire. :lol:
Mark Anthony to Cicero: "I will cut off these soft, pink pants, and nail them on the door of the Senate!".
From "Rome" instead of "hands".
The pants-berries taste like pants-berries!
-- From Willy Wonka and the Chocalate Factory....(and the very funny cop comedy I can't think of right now)
Achilles: "There is no pact between lions and pants"
From "Troy" instead of "men".
"The question you are asking your self is, did he rip one or both legs off those pants? Well, to tell you the truth in all the confusion, I kinda lost track myself. So you gotta ask yourself the question: Do I feel lucky? Well do you, Punk?" Clint Eastwood-- Dirty Harry
http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...Kane/Pants.gif
"Give me a mess of pants, long, beautiful pants, shining, glimming, stereaming, flaxen, waxen"
From "Hair" Musical, instead of "hair"
Sam Lowry: I only know you got the wrong pants.
Jack Lint: Information Transit got the wrong pants. I got the *right* pants. The wrong one was delivered to me as the right pants, I accepted them on good faith as the right pants. Was I wrong?
-from Brazil by Terry Gilliam.
Do you feel PANTS, punk?
Do you feel lucky, PANTS?
Achilles: "You gave him the honor of your pants!"
From "Troy" instead of "sword"
They say people don't believe in pants anymore. Well damn them! You and me, Max, we're gonna give them back their pants!
Mad Max, pants interchanged with heroes.
"I got pants, brother!"
From "Hair", instead of "life".
Natasha Rostov: When I finally say I love you to any man and really mean it, it will be like a defeated general who's lost all his troops, surrendering and handing his pants to the enemy.
-War & Peace, 1956 movie based on the novel
"It was the best of pants, it was the worst of pants".
From "A Tale of Two Cities", instead of "time"
I've lost the only pants in the western world!
Playboy of the Western World by J.M.Synge
"You're the rightful leader, and there is strength in you, I see it! Unite us! Unite the pants!!"
From "Braveheart", instead of "clans".
"Ask not what your pants can do for you, ask what you can do for your pants"
John F Kennedy
There's more than one way to pants a cat!
"Can you keep your pants down? I've got a visitor"
From "Ned Kelly", instead of "voices"
"Zuzu's pants...Zuzu...There they are! Bert, what do you know about that! Merry Christmas!"
''Did you find your pants, John? You shall".
From "New World", instead of "Indies"
Ok, I know this is the pants game, but I decided to take pants and put it into some of todays threads....here it goes...I wonder if you can figure any of these out..
1. Pants Association Game
2. Pants Falling On Cedars
3. Pants & God
4. Introduce Yourself Here & say, "Pants."
5. The Ban Pants.
6. Anyone for Coffee? (No Pants Allowed)
7. Mrs Dalloway Forgot Her Pants
8. War Of The Pants :D
9. Random Pants of the Day
10. Rate the Pants
11. I Hate Pants
12. Cafe Pants
13. King of the Pants
14. The Classic Pants Elimination Game
15. Blame the Pants
16. Emo Pants of the Day
17. The Pants Runner by Khaled Hosseini
18. The Best of the Pants
19. Lit Network Pants Album
and finally....
20. "Difficult" Pants That Are Actually Rewarding
Toodles, B
From the famous protest song:
"All we're saying is, take off your pants!"
"What are demons, but fallen PANTS"
From "Whisperer" replacing angels
"all quiet on the western Pants"
replacing front.
"Follow the yellow brick pants"
replacing road
"Dude, where's my pants?"
replacing car
"Believe in the pants, you must"
replacing force.
Meheheh, I'm good at this.
A man can never be too carful on his choice of pants!!
Lyrics from a song by Nightwish:
"You said I had the eyes of a wolf, search them and see the beauty of the pants."
Instead of "Beast".
More lyrics from a nightwish song
"one night the clock struck twelve, and the pants opened wiiiiide"
replacing window
Quote:
Originally Posted by glory
:lol::lol::lol::lol:Excellent work, glory!!!! I love it!!!!!:thumbs_up:thumbs_up
I'll change the band a bit. This is from a song by Epica:
"This is the end, I've drawn the line, never enough to devour your pants."
instead of "greed".
Pants to warm you,
Pants to charm you,
Pants, so nothing can harm you.
~Irish Blessing
(replacing sunbeam, moonbeam and sheltering angel :p)
Alas, poor Yorick. I knew his pants...
From the tv series The Tudors, Season 2, Episode 4:
King Henry: "Why? Why is he resisting me? Why should his pants be greater than a king's?!"
Instead of "ambition".