Korova Milkbar (no girls allowed)

I really don't have a problem, with lifting the seat up and then setting it down when I'm finished.
But I have a huge problem with toilet doors, lots of guys just dont wash their hands when they're done.:sick: :sick: :sick:

I always put the cover down pre-flush. That way, nothing gets tossed back at me, and either sex must do roughly the same lifting.

Very Good, Oz and Robin. the girls-I mean women will love you for it. :)


To the girls-
If you still got the guys-not-putting-down-the-seat- Here is a useful, mischievous little trick:

1. Get some Cling foil- (that's the clear one),
2. Put the toilet seat up and place the cling foil over the bowl.
3. Put the seat down
4.And then you wait for the guy to pee and he will have the biggest splash of his life! :) :)

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Originally Posted by toni

Very Good, Oz and Robin. the girls-I mean women will love you for it. :)


To the girls-
If you still got the guys-not-putting-down-the-seat- Here is a useful, mischievous little trick:

1. Get some Cling foil- (that's the clear one),
2. Put the toilet seat up and place the cling foil over the bowl.
3. Put the seat down
4.And then you wait for the guy to pee and he will have the biggest splash of his life! :) :)

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Yeah, but if some girl sat down and didn't see the the plasitc, she would have an even bigger splash, right back at her bottom. :lol:

wow . . .this is a lovely conversation. :p

personally, i think all men should be under total control of women and attentive to their every need, because we're all just so awesome. of course, that's only MY opinion. :lol:

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Originally Posted by mir

wow . . .this is a lovely conversation. :p

personally, i think all men should be under total control of women and attentive to their every need, because we're all just so awesome. of course, that's only MY opinion. :lol:

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It seems like a good idea on the surface, but how can we women get the men to do dishes correctly? Whips and chains seems so harsh....and a little naughty.:p

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Originally Posted by kathycf

It seems like a good idea on the surface, but how can we women get the men to do dishes correctly? Whips and chains seems so harsh....and a little naughty.:p

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Oh I do the dishes better than my wife.

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Originally Posted by mir

wow . . .this is a lovely conversation. :p

personally, i think all men should be under total control of women and attentive to their every need, because we're all just so awesome. of course, that's only MY opinion. :lol:

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Talk about creating a boring world!

I would hate to control women, what they can and can't do, I like people with a free will, and the courage to use it.

Servitude serves no one.

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Originally Posted by mir

wow . . .this is a lovely conversation. :p

personally, i think all men should be under total control of women and attentive to their every need, because we're all just so awesome. of course, that's only MY opinion. :lol:

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Well, your opinion certainly has its appeal *hehehehe* ;) ;)
Ooops, sorry did that come out *loosens collar*

Hiya Oz! I wanna ask you something... Do you know what the word "Yowzah" means? I've seen it posted a couple of times, I dont know what it means!

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Originally Posted by kathycf

It seems like a good idea on the surface, but how can we women get the men to do dishes correctly? Whips and chains seems so harsh....and a little naughty.:p

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Did someone say whips and chains?? :blush: wwwwhipppisssssh

yowzer
Part of Speech: interjection
Definition: an exclamation of delight or approval; also called yowzah

Yeah you got me, I have a dictionary as a bookmark.
taking about dictionaries, please tell me I'm not the only one here who has a dictionary in the toilet

Yowzah!!! I get it now....thanks, bro.:)

And, why would anyone keep a dictionary in the toilet? Do you do your reading there? *wonders*

I respect books and take them as a source of knowledge. Books have a special place in my life, similar to the distinction that is given to faith or God. So, taking them at such places for reading :sick: will be like dis-respecting something that you look-up to.

I must admit, I keep magazines in the bathroom for reading. But a dictionary?

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Originally Posted by Madhuri

I respect books and take them as a source of knowledge. Books have a special place in my life, similar to the distinction that is given to faith or God. So, taking them at such places for reading :sick: will be like dis-respecting something that you look-up to.

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hmmm, thats very interesting Maddie.

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Originally Posted by Virgil

I must admit, I keep magazines in the bathroom for reading. But a dictionary?

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I guess, I really love learning new words and I learn the most when I'm relaxed.:lol:
Sssshish, guess I'm the only one around here.

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Originally Posted by OZEED

hmmm, thats very interesting Maddie.

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It could be that the system of washrooms in India is very different, if you know what I mean, it just doesnt seem appropriate.

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Originally Posted by AimusSage

Talk about creating a boring world!

I would hate to control women, what they can and can't do, I like people with a free will, and the courage to use it.

Servitude serves no one.

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Dear Ozeed and Aimus - i think you're slightly misinterpreting me. i said that all MEN should be under the control of WOMEN. :D

Dictionary in the toilet? Come on pal Andrex must be cheaper.

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Originally Posted by mir

Dear Ozeed and Aimus - i think you're slightly misinterpreting me. i said that all MEN should be under the control of WOMEN. :D

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Which is boring. :D

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Originally Posted by kathycf

It seems like a good idea on the surface, but how can we women get the men to do dishes correctly? Whips and chains seems so harsh....and a little naughty.:p

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Don't forget the verbal threats ending with "mummy" and the bite-size dessert foods.

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Originally Posted by OZEED

Did someone say whips and chains?? :blush: wwwwhipppisssssh

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Originally Posted by RobinHood3000

Don't forget the verbal threats ending with "mummy" and the bite-size dessert foods.

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Now this seems intriguing....;)

Care to join us, kathy dear?

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Originally Posted by RobinHood3000

Care to join us, kathy dear?

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Isn't it past your bedtime, young man?! :lol: :p

*edit* do the bite size desserts include brownies or mini chocolate chip cookies?

~French accent~ But, of cawrse...also cherries, strawberries, and whipped cream :brow:...

"Le wow"! :D

Oh, and dont forget the latex!

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Originally Posted by Virgil

Oh I do the dishes better than my wife.

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I can tell that my buddy Virgil has no Native American blood. White Man speak with forked tougue! If man do better job at dishes than wife, than wife no do dishes, husband always have to do job! What size ring Virgil have in nose? :lol: :lol: :lol:

hohoho, hey missy how about us? *burp* *scratching balls*
ye wunna ave a spar fag on ye, wudja? Is there any more beer?
*pretending to be a guy* :)

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Originally Posted by SleepyWitch

hohoho, hey missy how about us? *burp* *scratching balls*
ye wunna ave a spar fag on ye, wudja? Is there any more beer?
*pretending to be a guy* :)

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Scratching what? :confused: :eek: :lol:

Hey I seen women scratch areas which I wouldn't mention here. :D

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Originally Posted by Pendragon

I can tell that my buddy Virgil has no Native American blood. White Man speak with forked tougue! If man do better job at dishes than wife, than wife no do dishes, husband always have to do job! What size ring Virgil have in nose? :lol: :lol: :lol:

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:lol: :lol: Well, we still split it. I may do it better, but she does it faster.

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Originally Posted by Virgil

Scratching what? :confused: :eek: :lol:

Hey I seen women scratch areas which I wouldn't mention here. :D

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armpits???

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Originally Posted by mir

personally, i think all men should be under total control of women and attentive to their every need, because we're all just so awesome.

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Control? If he is attentive to a woman's every need, the man will be carrying the whip.

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Originally Posted by Pendragon

I can tell that my buddy Virgil has no Native American blood. White Man speak with forked tougue! If man do better job at dishes than wife, than wife no do dishes, husband always have to do job! What size ring Virgil have in nose? :lol:

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:D :lol: heh...:D :D (that made me laugh at work...and now my office buddy think's I'm a nut:D )

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Originally Posted by SleepyWitch

hohoho, hey missy how about us? *burp* *scratching balls*
ye wunna ave a spar fag on ye, wudja? Is there any more beer?
*pretending to be a guy* :)

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Say...where's the new guy from? :D ...want some more beer pal?:D :D

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Originally Posted by SleepyWitch

hohoho, hey missy how about us? *burp* *scratching balls*

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Bäääääääh, Sleepy, really ! :rolleyes:
Though resemblance to reality can't be utterly denied, I admit :D

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Originally Posted by OZEED

Oh, and dont forget the latex!

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: No, you don't want to forget that! ;)

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Originally Posted by Virgil

Scratching what? :confused: :eek: :lol:

Hey I seen women scratch areas which I wouldn't mention here. :D

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A lady would scratch her nose in private. :p ( I think....)

dirty talks again...:rolleyes: guys can never change.....:rolleyes:

Scratching one's self isn't dirty. Don't you ever get mosquito bites? Sooo, anyway, what happened to all the guys in smoking jackets suavely sipping martinis? ;)

We're still here, just a little tipsy and prone to flashing people out the window through our smoking jackets. But very suavely. :cool:

Flashing? In a smoking jacket? Somehow I always picture a long dirty grey trenchcoat as the garment of choice for flashers. But then I suppose if it is done suavely, then smoking jacket would be the way to go. (True story...my sister was flashed by an old guy at the library once and she yelled at him...it wasn't very suave of him in the least.)

Now that we've had our drinks guys, I think it's time we put up some expressos.

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