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What is that white, gristley looking thing in a chicken egg?
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To put your photos in order, of course.
What is that white, gristley looking thing in a chicken egg?
I dunno...
Why do I stay up late?
Because you like watching adult swim ;)
Why do stars twinkle? *Eyes widen*
Because they where bored.
Why is the sky blue?
To match the color of my pants.
Why is the cabinet call a cabinet?
Because the president got caught in the cabinet so often they made a habbit of having meetings of the cabinet there.
Why do some places not allow open-toe shoes?
Because they don't want to see the green mold between the toes.
Why do ducks like water?
To hide the fact that they just went do do.
Why do I like the song "skin-a-ma-rink"
Because ducks have developed an Arthurian religion where they worship the Lady in the Lake.
Because it is the only one you know the lyrics too
Why?
Because they're afraid of heights, so they don't live in trees like other birds.
Why do libraries contain books?
Just in case the librarian needs kindling.
Why can a verb sometimes act like an adverb?
Because it runs low on money and needs sponsorship.
Why do people wear striped stockings?
:lol: :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by dramasnot6
To blend in with zebras
Why does life have to be like a box of chocolates?
Because that way it'd taste good!
Why is there never enough time?! :P
Because a clock has only 12 points.
Why does the sun feel warm?
Hot toddies.
Why is moonlight so lovely, but cold?
Because of some ice mages that have cast huge spells over it, giving it +60 for Freezing Aura with no blocks allowed.
Why do colleges make you do exams?
They don't make you-- you don't have to pass, ya know! :rolleyes:
Why does everybody think they know exactly what the answer to everthing is?
Because we want to.
What is Beauty?
Beauty is beautiful
Why are televisions no longer black and white
because the ACLU decided that black and white televisions were racist, as they did not give equal opportunity to other colors.
Why is printer ink so expensive?
Because companies like making a profit
What is the color of the sun?
I suppose it ate a ball of fire and turned Yellowish Orange.
Why is the colour of an Orange...Orange?
To match the orange, duh!:D
Why are people asking so many people asking stupid questions on this thread?
People are robotic and do what they are told.
What's your problem? :D
NOT STOOPID ENOUGH??
If there is only a week from Christmas to New Year, why is there a year from New Year to Christmas?
Because the calendar doesn't like us. :P Christmas should be every Monday, New Year's every Sunday! :D
Why is the sky called blue when most of the time it's white or grey?
the sky isn't called blue its called sky....it just happens to appear blue, or grey or white.....
why are they both called fans....when you wave one at yourself and the other projects a breeze through rotation
What? blame it on the soup
Where does the word soup originate?
So-up When it was first invented people tipped their bowls up when drinking soup :p So much up that it would go into their mouth! :p
Why must people go to group therapy?
Because there is safety in numbers. Actually that makes too much sense.:p
Why can't my soul be my mate?
Because it's too busy being your soul! ;)
Why are there different languages?
Different strokes for different folks.
Why can't I understand Chinese?:(
Because its chinese.
Why is the world round?
Because it is more attractive and is better marketing for aliens who want to visit. Do you think i'd vacation on a square planety? nuh-uh.
Why do clocks tick?
because they're like people the cant just tock
why do they call it a heart?
He-art As many sensitive males are also artists in some way :) Or maybe I just try to think that...:p
Why does running more efficient exercise then walking?
because running is faster and makes it harder for unwanted fat/calories to catch up....
why is he to she, but not him to shim......????
The feminist movement.
Why does the word "doom" seem to have a "w" in it?
because your pronouncing it incorrectly....I dunno
why is it double-u instead of double-v?