King of the hill

Whimsy has the hill

I cut a few trees with the Giant Miniature Pocket Knife by Martian Knives INC! (TM). I then carve these trees into a giant battering ram, which I have a robotic servant run up the hill. Upon reaching the top, I press the 'DO NOT PRESS EVER!" button on my GMPK by Martian Knives INC! (TM), which causes a totally random black hole to appear on the top of the hill, removing all living beings to be absorbed. The Battering ram was afterall, just a decoy.

My hill, and first thing I do is install the loudest sound system available and play some IRON MAIDEN!

Shoo the gale is over. Phewuuuu!
I charge up the hill with all my thing fans and run you over incl. your hero! you are as flat as a pancake and a light breeze blows you away

My hill...

Hey you two are both on the hill & you don't even know it. A meteorite falls from the sky causing a great bang, Amus gets a scare & falls into his black hole! Thing takes her fans & scatters leaving me alone with the hill!!

My Hill!!!!!

Whim starts wondering if the moon is really made of cheese and decides to take a trip to go see! As she takes off I sneak up to the hill.

My hill..

So it isn't made of cheese?????????

I come back through the earths atmosphere with a snazzy rocket (I stole it from one of those space guys). The rocket is towing a beautiful star, thing is dumb struck & follows the beautiful light. I eject from the rocket & land on MY HILL!!!!!!!!!!!

Now where has that little pretty light gone??
I wander back and stand at the bottom of the hill. Suddenly all my thing fans come running to me with a plan to get my hill back. (Plan: Get a manly whim to sweep the woman Whim off her feet.) They elope.

I sing the wedding march as I claim my HILLLLL

(Whim: See you tommorow. Bye. Sleep well!)

NOOOOOOOOOO! Don't Leave!!!!!!!!!! I divorce my husband & get my dark faries to carry you away to sleeping beauty's tower so you can, well, sleep!

My Hill!!!!!!

Whoever left the hill unatanded... oh, I see!

Whimsy has the hill.

Being absolutely torn by thingamajig's departure, Whinsy is taken to a counselor... ;)

My hill!

Jay has the hill, ha! Think again. :D

I unleash all the fury of a horde of elephants upon her hill top, and the horde manages to scare her of the hill. I did not even have to take out my Giant Miniature Pocket Knife by Martian Knives INC! (TM). Too easy :p

My hill, now with wonderful elephant resort. :)

Aimus has the hill.

I wonder who's going to clean after Aimus's elephants... ;)
When Aimus is busy cleaning, somebody locked him in the tool shed and claimed the hill

MINE!

Jay has the hill

Luckily for me, the tools are all by Martian Knives INC (TM), I pick the elephant poo cleaner from the rack, and push it out of the little window, press reverse, and shower Jay in very nasty smelling Elephant poo! The stench is too much and she passes out. I reset the cleaner to standard, and suck up all elephant poo. Since Jay is covered with it, she is sucked up as well, and is now inside the elephant poo cleaner by Martian Knives INC! (TM), imagine the smell.

Anyway, I have the hill! My hill, my precious hill! :p

Aimus has the hill.

As the elephant poo starts decaying, the bag grows larger and larger and larger and... you get the point ;) and in time, it explodes and there's elephant poo everywhere, which sends Aimus into a cleaning frenzy. He gets so caught up in cleaning he doesn't notice me sitting in his chair, lying in his bed, eating his dinner, walking all around 'his' place, not bothering to wash myself just yet... vengeace is sweet (even though rather smelly :p)

My hill!

Jay the filthy has the hill!

As I start to notice all the poo around me, I decide it's time for more drastic measures, I revert back into a more barbaric form of me, Paint on some war paint, carve a spear with the now well known Miniature Giant Pocket Knife and throw it at Jay! The spear hits her in the leg, and she looses her balance, falling over the edge and down the hill. :p

My Hill, now with cave paintings! :D

Aimus the Barbarian has the hill.

Tending to my wounded leg, I manage to stop the bleeding (at least until I can get back up and bleed all over the place just to annoy Aimus!). One good thing: I now have Aimus's MGPM (TM)! After crawling all the way up the side of the hill, I leave a bloody trail wherever I hobble (ie trying hard to hobble pretty much everywhere). Aimus gets so angry he explodes from anger and finishes decorating the hill in messy goriness... say hello to the horn-less poor thing down there!

My hill!

Jay the bloody has the hill.

Although the place is now a bloody mess, I take solace in the cave paintings, I'm quite proud of them, although technically they are hill paintings. Anyway, the now newly horned guy( They are fake :)) was giving a presenentation on revenge, and I found it quite refreshing he mentioned me! But all this is beside the point, as I am dead, and need to find the exit. That guy likes to rearrange the place constantly, on my way out, I come across a nice torture device, which I take with me, you never know when it'll come in handy. Upon exiting near the hill, I smash the torture device to pieces, and take one of the many sharp pins that were inside with me to the top of the hill. I find Jay, still bleeding, and proceed to stab her with my pin, causing the last of her blood to exit her body. The place looks clean enough for the barbaric me, and I continue my cave paintings! :D

My Hill, gory and all! :p

Aimus has the hill.

My ghost haunts Aimus for numerous nights and days and drives him totaly over the edge, both figuratively and literaly speaking :p

My hill! :p

Jay the Ghost has the hill.

As I really want to finish the cave painting, I manage to use something called a cell phone to call a ghost buster. The ghostbuster comes to the hill, and I use my spear to stab him. I take his gear, and take out Jay myself, sending her back down that long stairwell, to a place all to familiar for her. :p

My hill, and the paintings are complete :D

Aimus the Artistic Barbarian has the hill.

Now that my ghost found its peace, I'm free to reincarnate... which I do btw, real quickly :p
With all that mess around, it's a paradise for insect of all kinds. Worst of all being the blood-thirsty mosquito(e?)s, who cover Aimus from head to toe and bite him mercilessly. He tries to save himself by voluntarily jumping off the hill to end his suffering...

My hill! :cool:

Jay the reincarnated has the hill

Having to appear in the same hot, damp and dull place again and again is starting to bore me, and I give the guy with the fake horns some redecorating tips, and promise to send over a construction crew to help out. Back to business, I am now back out in the world, call up a construction crew to be at the hill, and also call the exterminators to be there. I then proceed to the hill myself, to find that the exterminators have exterminated all the nasty vermin, including Jay. :p
The construction workers unfortunately met an untimely demise at the hand of the nasty insects.

My Hill, insect free, and also (somewhat) mess free. :D

Aimus the (somewhat) mess free has the hill.

After chatting with the boss in the vermin heaven, I ask the boss to send me down again as my mission to rid the world of Aimus the Oppressor has not finished yet. So I am sent back on my hole-y mission :p to rid the world or Aimus. Having been presented with a trident, I blast Aimus off MY hill.

I have reclaimed the hill!

Jay the hole-y vermin has the hill!

Back in hell, I tell mr. Devil I really like what he did with the place, I especially appreciate the airconditioning. He thanks me, and I tell him that someone got send to the vermin heaven by accident. He looks it up in his computer and sees the error, a new clerk misspelled Jay as Jane, and the mix up meant that poor Jane the lady bug got send to hell instead of Jay. He quickly rectifies the situation, and calls Jay back to hell. On my way out I thank her for taking good care of MY HILL! :p

I sit on top of the hill with the sun on my face, and the smell of elephant poo filtered by the gas mask!

Aimus the masked has the hill.

Arriving at the vermin hell (totally by accident), I ask what's wrong - with being sent to hell and all that. I'm explained that a certain slimey Aimus forged the documents. Jane the ladybug WAS supposed to go to vermin hell and Jay to vermin heaven. Updating the computer database, Jay's sent back to vermin heaven, and from tehre sent back to earth again, making her feel like a ping-pong ball, boing, boing, boing... ahem, anyway, once down here again, I start planning a way to make Aimus RIP asap. HA!
Long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, a supernova exploded. Now the huge energy wave, supercharged by ultraviolet rays, reached Earth and made Aimus somewhat crispy around the edges, sending him to help the (fake)horned one with further decorations.

My hill!

Little Miss Vermin has the hill :p

The horned one got some new horns, and said the plastic surgeon did a great job, he had some pretty good ones in hell you see. I didn't want to hurt his feeling, but the horns actually look like body parts that I will not name here, but they sure aren't horns. Anyway, I get to exit with special powers if I help him hang a picture of Eddie on the wall, which I gladly do. Back on earth, I test out my new special power, and find it is actually the power to perform plastic surgery! With this new power, I proceed to the hill, only to find it occupied by Jay. I point at her, and perform remote plastic surgery on her. I gave her the same horns I mentioned earlier! Ashamed as she is, she runs away and hides somewhere under a tree in the forest. :D

My Hill, Beautiful as always. :)

Aimus the plastic surgeon has the hill.

What the funny-horned one didn't tell you was that your super powers had only temporary lasting. Once my horns fell off, I exit the forest, being followed by very hungry bears. Bye for a few! :p

My hill!

Little Miss Vermin has the hill :D

The bears might be feroucious beast, but I'll remember to bring some monkeys with me on my way back, first I have to explain to the silly horned fella that he can't wear sneakers to work, because he has hoofs instead of feet. Of course I make some arrangement for placement of a certain someone at a certain place.

Anyway, back on earth, I unleash the monkeys, and the bears run of to eat them. I may have no special powers this time, but a bug squatter the size of a front door is sure to take care of poor Little Miss Vermin on the hill. Have fun in vermin hell! :p

My precious little hill, all mine!

Aimus who is about to lose the hill to Little Miss Vermin has the hill.

Being squashed to tiny gory bits, yet again, I appear in vermin hell, yet again. I go through the logs, find out the program was tampered with, yet again, and install an Aimus-proof anti Aimus program so I won't end up in vermin hell in the future again, thus reserving myself a comfy place in vermin heaven. The boss of the vermin heaven is getting imparient with unhole-y Aimus and sends me back down with some reinforcement - a dozen genetically altered moqsuitos the size of a car. We touch down (well, I do) and the moqsuitos stab Aimus with their proboscises (or whatever are those called) and suck Aimus dry.

My hill!

That devious Little Miss Vermin has the hill again

Feeling a bit empty, low on fluids, I decide I need a blood donor. Fortunately I find a willing donor in the horned fella that rules hell, and I soon feel fully recharged. Time to set up the good old hell scenario. So it's Aimus proof eh? Never thought of the chicken hell now did you? I'll just have you sent there.

Proceeding with more important matters, the hill is still in enemy hands, and it's time to take some preventive measures for further events. I order an electric grid that prevents any and all vermin to enter the hill, to be installed later. Arriving at the hill, I take out the good old artillery, and lay down some serious supressive fire onto Jay. She gets hit by shrapnell, and dies of the wounds.

My hill, now with anti vermin defenses. :D

Aimus has the hill... taken by Little Miss Vermin yet again, ladies and gents! :p

Having arrived to a chicken hell, I talk the chicken hell boss into sending me to vermin heaven. Once in vermin hell, I have to say goodbye to all my acquitances as I'm headed for the genetics laboratory (actually, it's Nirti's lab :p) to have my DNA changed from vermin DNA to ... hmmm, what am I going to be next? Something cute and cuddly... gargoyle seems to be JUST my choice! With beautiful sparkly blue eyes either!
Transformed into a cute and cuddly, warm and fuzzy gargoyle, I find myself starving. Being sent down yet again, I fly over MY hill and look for Aimus. Upon spotting him, I devour him in a matter of minutes. *burps* Sorry, had to have eaten something rotten ;)

I the gargoyle have the hill!

Little Miss Vermin AKA Gargoyle has the hill, for now... :)

Once I'm devoured, I come back to hell, and decide that the whole registration system is in need of an overhaul, I call bill gates, and tell him to install some proper operating system. Good thing the PCs in hell don't have the Ctrl,Alt and Del key. :D Having taken care of the continous falsification of Jay's papers, I can now be sure she won't travel across the hells and heavens as easily anymore.
Back on earth, Little Miss Vermin is in for a surprise. Nirti played a trick on her, and with the light of day she turns to stone, permenantly! :p

I have the hill, and got cute, cuddly warm and fuzzy looking gargoyle statue for free!

Aimus has the hill.

What the funny-horned one didn't tell you (in case you didn't know :eek: ), you can't take Bill seriously. Horned one wasn't bothered getting the newest SP93875735 and his operation system crashed (what a surprise :p)
He is now totaly annoyed with you for sabotaging his computers! He irreversibly turns me into my gargoyle self as an act of revenge :cool:
Angry for having to have the pigeons **** at me for days, I tear Aimus to tiny little bits and feed them to the fishes.

MY hill! :p

That cuddly gargoyle has the hill again.

I slap the horned one around for being such a fool! I tell him to do everything by hand from now on, and handle this particular case personally. He gladly puts me back on earth, where I take the no nonsense approach, and shoot that cuddly gargoyle out of the air with a flak cannon. Bits and pieces are everywhere, and the hills is in the biggest mess it has been for a while, but it's mine! :nod:

MY HILL! Cavepainting still intact :cool:

Cavepainter has the hill messy again.

Not even bothering finding out in what hole I ended up this time, I just cause so much trouble they kick me out of there, and what sefer place to put me than back on earth? They were smart, they only needed a week to figure that one out.
I do a rain dance, call forth HUGE torrent of water, cause another flood, drowning Aimus like a rat. While the water is subsiding, I enjoy cruising the sky.

My hill and everything around!

The persistant gargoyle has my hill again.

Feeling a bit flushed out, I decide to not even bother pretending to be nice to the horned fella, and kick him out for making such a mess of things. I find the controls for hell, and find the 'special' button. I press it, but it did not have the desired effect. Turns out the guy has a thing for bellydancers with a goatee. :eek2:
A cunning plan forms in my mind, and I use the teleporter to transport the gargayle to the same room as the belly dancers are in. I wave to her, before going back down to my hill, now clean due to the proper flood that occured.

My hill!

Aimus the flushed (out :p) has the hill.

Wondering what a gargoyle is going to do with bellydancers, they soon tire of my presence and send me to their boss, ie the horned one. The poor guy is a wreck. No horns (they fell off from embarrassement), no computers, no bellydancers (they were not impressed), an irritable Aimus at his doors all the time, the last thing he needs is a moody gargoyle. He keeps the door open and goes play chess with the other boss.
Soaring among the living again (it's getting old, isn't it? :p), I collect a niiiice huge stone and drop it on top of Aimus the pancake.

My hill! :p

Jay the bothersome gargoyle has the hill.

No time to waste, I run past hell, out the exit. The horned one never even knew I was there! I proceed to jump out from the sky, smashing Jay into the ground with such tremendous speed she exits on the other side, cooked and ready to be eaten, by belly dancers! They always wanted to know what gargoyles taste like :p

My Hill!

Aimus the soon-to-be-asleep has the hill.

After being eaten by the bellydancers, I just walk out of hell as if I were a daily visitor there (wonder why ;)) and belch fire at Aimus, so he know how does it feel being cooked alive. But OH, I forgot, he already knew that, having been roasted in the past :p

MY HILL! :D

If you two get any more lovey dovie I think I shall be sick.
Jay, the used to be gentle train rider has the hill. I am actually too scared to do much for a while. I hide at the bottom under a bush and listen to her ranting and raving and making less than human noises, cursing King Aim in the most bizarre tones.
I call for faerie back up and they invisibly go up the hill, sprinkle the usual dust on her dear head. Then they put her in a body bag(very clean , smells like flowers,) and lifting her sleeping form they fly her to Acupulco , where a member of the local band, tall dark and handsome falls in love with her, wins her heart and they settle in Tijuana and have twelve darling kiddies.
The hill is mine(oh right) ours, ours, ours. Faerie party, wahooooooooooo.

rachel's favourite fairy friend, Celissa gets angry at her for not handing her the hill so rachel goes to Neverland to convince her that thje hill is both her's and rachel's and in the same time, Pensive leaves Neverland to fetch HER VERY OWN HILL!

Pensive's Hill!

Pensive has the hill

I am pleased to see the reign of Jay the gargoyle was short lived. Pensive now has the hill, which is mine by right, so I take it back. She is now in a little cage, to small for her wings to flap around in.

My Hill, as it should be.

Aimus has the hill.

I put the banana which I am eating at the moment in the way of Aimus and he slips down and I easily take hold of my hill!

MY VERY OWN HILL!