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A very, very quiet bicycle... shhhhhhhhhhhh!
calamity
calamity- An English football supporters reaction to being told other countries have national teams as good as his. "Calamity calamity calamity!"
SOLIFLUCTION
What Japanese people are told to do by English football fans when the Nipponese team wins.
Genuflect
Genuflect - a Latin-rooted term that Catholics and royalists use to describe the ritual of voluntary self-abasement that the rest of us would call blatant sucking-up
constabulary
Constabulary - The name given to the fictional vigilante posse that features in P.G Wodehouse's unpublished and profanity laden graphic novel, 'The Third Exfoliation of Reginald Antrim Jeeves'
Caveat:
Caveat: A pinprick jewel of distinction awarded to one who proves exceptional in an important way.
Consolation:
Consolation - A group of stars that provide solace and comfort after a loss.
Divinity:
A Doctorate awarded, largely to men, whose behaviour is anything but divine.
aspirin
aspirin - a highly-effective analgesic derived from the bark of the willow, which unlikely provenance is cited as an exemplar of Mother Nature's munificence by any charlatan attempting to sell goat dung as a remedy for athlete's foot or blackberry leaf tea as a cure for cancer
Wimbledon
Wimbledon: Some place in England. Once home to the Wombles and Schopenhauer.
Deconstructionism:
Modern military term: To bomb into heaps of rubble what it took heaps of men heaps of time to build.
Indigestible
Any foodstuff that will not pass easily through the digestive tract without the aid of a decent Scotch, or any old brandy. A plausible excuse for cirrhosis.
Oxymoron
Oxymoron An honest politician
Word
Word - The living proof of life
Liver
Liver An organ of the body designed to filter posions, and often served in the case of pig or beef liver with onions, making starvation look like the easy way out...
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