What is your six-word story?

Born.Grew.Lived.Married.Shrunk.Died.

Young, Sexy, Rich... and Lonely!

The guy above me can't count.

always out numbered, never out gunned.

Suddenly I wish I hadn't jumped.....

Move and the cammel gets it.

Oh for heaven' sake, not again!

Sleeping girl in hand once again...

A silver spoon stained with skank.

• "Hey, Babe." "This is Mrs. Babe."

• "..., large fries, and a diet coke..."

• "Honey, I'm pregnant!" "But...I'm sterile."

• "Do you have any last words?"

I lie. It makes life simple.

Stealing a thought from Remi:

"Any last words?" "Yes, just three."

Why is there blood?... and urine?!

Time for bed, wish me luck.

When will we ever learn compassion?