Pants game

pants o pants, wherefore art thou pants! :p this thread is the most hilarious of them all. god help the lot of us for staining such beautiful phrases!!! lol

"Faster than a speeding zipper! More powerful than an elastic waistband! Able to be in fashion at a moments notice! It's Super-Pants!"

Here's a couple from Anchorman
Ron Burgundy: Everyone just relax, all right? Believe me, if there's one thing Ron Burgundy knows, it's pants.

Ron Burgundy: [picking his teeth]Pants. I had pants for lunch, that's why I'm doing this.

Ron Burgundy: I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.
Veronica Corningstone: Really.
Ron Burgundy: People know me.
Veronica Corningstone: Well, I'm very happy for you.
Ron Burgundy: I'm very important. I have many leather-bound pants and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

The Merry Pants Of Windsor.

One Pants, Two Pants, Red Pants, Blue Pants http://www.websmileys.com/sm/cartoon/1236.gif

If you have pants,prepare to shed them now.

You all do know this mantle:

Julius Caesar.Act 111.Scene 11.

This needs a little editing...

The Chesire Cat's head appeared. "Who is that?" Asked the King. "A friend of mine" replied Alice "King, Cheshire Cat. Cheshire Cat, King." "Why is it looking at me like that?" Asked the King, trying to hide behind Alice. "A cat may look at a King. I've read that some where." "Well, I don't like it." Said the King. "Dear, this cat is bothering me!"
"Off with his pants!" roared the Queen. "I'll fetch the executioner myself." said the King. "He belongs to the Duchess" thought Alice......


Alice returned to find a large crowd gathered around the Chesire Cat. The King, Queen, and Executioner were in an argument. The Executioner's argument was that you couldn't off someone's pants unless there was a body to take them off of. The King's argument was that anyone with a head could be de-pantsed, and you weren' to talk nonsense. The Queen's argument was that if something wasn't done quickly, she'd have everyone's pants taken off all around. Meanwhile, the Cheshire Cat began to slowly disappear....

(From Alice in Wonderland) :rolleyes: :( :)

Who are the pants? I want them all! I want all the pants!

When we get pants that's when we've made it.

~ Both from the Warriors ~

(More Alice in Wonderland fun...)

Alice and The Duchess came upon the Queen.

"Good day, your Majesty!" The Duchess, said, quavering.

"I'll make this brief. Either you or your pants must be off, and that in half-no time!"

The Duchess took the hint and was gone in a flash.... :rolleyes:

They can take our pants, but they can never take our freedom! - Braveheart

Lord of The Pants.

Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Pants.

(Sorry, Jakobin!)

"It's our pants, gollum, gollum, our pants! Nasty Baggins took it away from us! But it's our pants and we wants it back! Gollum, gollum! Hiss!" :eek2: :rolleyes:

The Pants of The Round table

A pants in time saves nine?

* cant you just see a pair of pants I am assuming the trousers varity ridding of in armour to save nine lives??*

an apple a day keeps the pants away

Some day some children will be digging in some long forgotten ground
and they'll find our civilization or what's left of it to be found.
They'll find the pants of destruction, but buried deeper in the hole,
they'll find a message and a promise in the sand, the potter's bowl.

that doesnt work pants cant fit in the tune :p :brow: