Books!
No. That wasn't stupid.
Without the internet to amaze us, we'd get taller! Those long overdue exercises and stretches are musts.
What do plants eat?
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Books!
No. That wasn't stupid.
Without the internet to amaze us, we'd get taller! Those long overdue exercises and stretches are musts.
What do plants eat?
They are cannibals
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
To give the roller skating rinks a rest.
Why do flies fly and fleas flee?
Otherwise they both would flop.
How do remote controls work?
They work through telekinesis.
Where are babies from?
Where they were born.
Why do you wake up tired?
Because you level of epinephrine is low.
What do I wake up happy?
because you still think youre dreaming
Why do we have our hair cut?
For bald people to have have their cake and eat it too. :p
Why do we stretch?
To make ourselves taller.
What is the deal with birthday cards?
to make you feel guilty when you forget to send one.
what do freedom fighters fight?
Whatever the Cheif Commanding Officer says http://smilies.vidahost.com/games/ct/ctboss/dtank.gif
Why do frogs jump?
Because they're afraid they might tread (or jump over) their cousin tree frogs, which are as small as an inch.
Why do the planets revolve around the sun?
Habit.
Why do moths fly around lit candles?
Because they are cold-blooded animals. :p
Why do we get wrinkles?