wake up in the morning to discover it's already long past noon and the sun is yet to rise. This will scare you.
If music be the food of larvae...
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wake up in the morning to discover it's already long past noon and the sun is yet to rise. This will scare you.
If music be the food of larvae...
....larvae be the future of us all.
What's that noise.....
..in the outhouse.
This pain in my shoulder never...
seems to bother me; after a good massage.
It seems i am the only one...
...who finds today's society sadly out of tune.
Lord, I'm so...
..excited, and I just can't hide it...I'm about to lose control, and I think I like it...
Jim Carrey's kidneys...
probably get a lot of action...
It was the dark of the moon on the fifth of June...
I was playing a tune on an old bassoon,
Inflating at it's end a red balloon,
Dressed in motley, I looked a buffoon,
As I danced a jig like a crazy loon,
And read aloud from Herberts, "Dune"
I think I'll run out of rhymes quite soon,
So I'll finish the poem (it ain't no Sassoon!)
Did you remember to pickle the...
onions and eggs for the Valentine's party?
O Romeo! Romeo! Wherefore art...
...squirrels so confoundedly CUTE???
The vast majority of rodents like to rollerskate in...
molasses.
Why, oh why, do people insist upon...
...talking if I don't feel like to do so.
I am trying my best to...
I was going to highlight a funny one above, but they are almost all funny. You've got me giggling out loud. This game is great.
...to not laugh like a loon. (another rhyme for you Xamonas)
One small step for man, one...
more mess to clean up for womankind.
When I got to the party...
everyone else left. At least I got to eat all the canapés!
While cleaning my toes...