What is the image you have of...?

do you two ever just speak you know like normal humans or are you actually androids created by Bill Gates that have been sent to this forum to torment those of us, okay just me then,a person who cannot even put together a six piece winnie the pooh puzzle. it is majorally depressing. All this time I thought Xamonas Chegue was just a sweet guy who keeps the pubs running and makes the world a more interesting place to live. who knew he was every person's gender and all that jazz. :confused: :bawling:

Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated (by Microsoft).

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Originally Posted by Xamonas Chegwe

You are clearly unfamiliar with the languages of the Catanna-Lemulan Comex, especially that of Hlele.

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Me axaff sesti ongonono - me?
[Please correct this humble offering.]

Hmmm... alright... my turn I guess... I'll miss a couple though (or perhaps many):

Rachel- That delicate rose of kindness
Samercury- That wonderful gift of friendship
Robin- That dazzling arrow of adventure
Pendragon- That poetic mind of humor

LoL.Every time yall post I just scratch my head and say, if only I knew what they were talking about.Too much smarts for my obsolete mortal intellect.

I say your signature says so otherwise... it might've been something someone else said but all that matters is that you believe the same, otherwise... why would you have put it in your signature?

Digital Crash loves, speaks, owns, dreams, and is birds! He can tame a woodpecker, using carrot shavings and pine bark, to man (I mean, bird) a large college library. He looks at every bird to see whether or not he knows it. He likes any kind of muffin with seeds in it, be it poppy, sesame, pumpkin, or bird. He refuses to chase cats - but he is genuine about his affection for the birds.

Adelheid is a person I greatly respect. She takes stands that are for Faithfulness to GOD, rather than acceptance among humans she wishes she could share her Faith in common with. A more genuine heart I doubt any one will find among the youth of today.

I think Robinhood hates mistreatment of ladies as much as I do, so I think he is a real man (if somewhat a Tiny Toon).
This guy once saw his father talking with an otter at Walmart. Suddenly someone that looked like the prince of Wales grabbed him and threw a shirt over his face, and shouted out, "Change the scenery - make it like Baker's Street!" But when he got his face out of the shirt, he found himself deep in Dire Wood. The fleeing shadow of the man that had nabbed him said, "This is dress rehearsal, lad!"

Am I getting somewhere here? It feels like something's missing. Is there an arrow that can point the way for me (preferably out of this awkward post)?

Ebbuda-ebbuda-ebbuda-ebbuda-th-tha-tha-th-That's All, Folks!!

Green Arrow points the way!

Robinhood is a person who makes me laugh. He is caring and fight against evil.

Pensive - a whirlwind of laughter, songs and cuteness. :cool:

Mililalil XXIV was found wandering in the black forest, muttering something about his trousers being too slow for his legs. As he was only 3 years old at the time, he was given to a group of travelling accountants that raised him as their own for 18 months, before selling him on to a large, multi-national, venture capitalism firm for tax reasons. 3 years later, he was used as a sweetener in a corporate merger and was not seen for several years, before finally reappearing in Johnny Depp's swimming pool during a Hollywood party in 1998; nobody has the slightest idea how long he had been living there, breathing through a snorkel and trapping passing z-list celebrities for food.

By the time he was 14, Mililalil could recite. It was to be 3 years more before he finally remembered anything to recite however. There is a rumour that Mililalil is unsubstantiated - but so is the rumour. In appearance, Mililalil is unremarkable except for his 37 foot stature, his bright, canary-yellow eyes and his total lack of other facial features.

Mililalil's surname XXIV (pronounced 'z'ziv') is not, as many believe,24 in roman numerals but is in fact an old Latvian word meaning 'The heart-rending sound made by ants as they are deep-fried'. Apparantly, this is the noise he makes while snoring.

Hobbies include stamp collecting, bird watching and hang-gliding (not Mililalil's hobbies, just hobbies in general.) Mililalil works as a cheese avoidance counsellor with under-privileged chief executives and spends the evenings making hearth-rugs out of other hearth-rugs.

Xamonas Chegwe is the words beneath my wings! (Did Unnamable ever tell you you're his hero?)

It is also my duty to inform all that Xamonas mistook his own breathing and eating as a private detective for Mililalil's sleeping soundtrack. I in fact have never snored - except I may have faked it to make spies think I was fast asleep while lulling them to sleep with the inclosing sounds of burning firewood. One of my secret identities, which involves extraterrestrial getup, only works with the added touch of the fake snore. It is actually the only time I have to practice the speech of Hlele, and I must whisper.

MIL and XC as I call them, now begin to remind me of Tweedle-dee amd Tweedle-dum, those bold brothers who argued over trifles but stood together when it counted.

The Lady Liz as I called Elizibeth Seawall, has become by mutual decree Arrowette, the new sidekick to The Archer(as I call Robin.)

Pensy is our bluebird of happiness

The Great Unnameable is not yet named by me, for I have yet to find something to fit our mysterious man of wisdom.

NNoah3 Our lady ark-builder and song specialist, to judge from her posts in those areas. She probably gets tired of seeing me put up Eagles songs...

Ryduce is a relative "neubie", but we click somehow. I'm not certain to shorten the name to "Ry-man" or "Duce".

Chef will remain the "Chef", although she may get "Sweedish" tacked on to the front of her title. (I'll bet she can really cook, though!)

Chaps as chmpman will now be known is a riot, and a very good sport.

Riesa What's to change, m'lady? A fellow hat lover. :thumbs_up

DC is the best dang riddle maker on the forum! He gets my logic tangled in knots sometimes!

Sam Even knowing your real name, Princess, you'll always be Sam to me.

Sleepy The little witch nicknamed after my grandfather. Fun word games. Wonderful sense of humor. An assest to the forum, and that's the bottom line!

Willow is an Israelite in whom there is no guile.

Virgil I have a brother-in-law with your name. I think you and I will get along a lot better! We are WAY more alike!

Stan the Lawman You like that one, Stanislaw? We've crossed paths a time or two and always stopped to say hello.

Miss Darcy The reagal violinist. My only regret is that your photo with you playing the violin was not in color. You look as if you had stepped from the pages of a book into this world for a look-see.

Emily You are the wind beneath my wings at times with your tact and knowledge of how to say the right thing at the right time.

Scher A lady of gentle breeding who takes the time to listen to me gripe sometimes about nothing and no one, just life in general! You have a heart as big as the Ocean.

Kilted Takes a jest well and dinnae forget it!

Talisen is the Crow Boy, but far from a bird of ill omen.

Amuse I'll call you that, oh, sage one, for you have a knack for lifting my spirits when I am low.

And Rachel I shall miss you, dearest daughter of the lion...

Others I have paid hommage to elsewhere on this thread. And if I overlook you, it is not intentional. I will try to remember you all.