Thanks Night for this honour. I will try to gather as many news as possible. *determined smile*
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Thanks Night for this honour. I will try to gather as many news as possible. *determined smile*
Rachel has gone but we expect from her to come back as soon as possible.
Book Forum Club is reading The Sound And The Fury by Faulkner. Happy Reading to all those members who are reading it. :D
I will come back with more hot, bitterl sour and sweet news soon. :banana:
New Record: 1031 users online a few days ago. I can't wait to see 2000 users online now.
Catch up with all that you have missed through your beloved LitNet Town Crier!
This week the crier help a cermony to welcome its newest Brain. Pensive has been appointed Head Deputy Editor General Winged Reporter Assistant Crier (HDEGWRAC).
On this most momentus of occasons the Editor was heard to say" We are hoping she will drag the Crier out of ists present obscurity and into the eyes and heart of every member... We belive that Pensive is just the person required to do this."
This reporter has heard that she comes full of new ideas and an optimism that will hopefyully put the soul back into the crier and cause more regular publishings.
When asked to comment she said
"hdegwrac? what does it stand for, first tell me this"
When this was explained to her she said well we will let her speak fo herself.
It is an honour for me to be HDEGWRAC for LitNet Town Crier. :D
I think that this position will be really fun. Now, we have made some changes in it. I will like to write them.
[B]~ Those of you, who are interested in writing something for LitNet Town Crier, are absolutely welcome and we (Night and I) will be extremely thankful to all of you. These contributions can be in form of jokes, tongue twisters, interesting articles, etc.
~ You can not directly post your contributions to LitNet Town Crier. You will have to PM/Email them to me or Night
~ You can write your comments about these changes in this thread but you can not post your contributions here.
~ Please, please send your contributions via Email or PM to me or Night. We will be very thankful.
~ We will appreciate this help and all the contributer's names will certainly be mentioned.
~ I hope that it will be fun and we will read many interesting things from our beloved LitNet Town Crier.
~ Note that all the contributions will appear on Saturday. :D
Those who want to contribute, please PM me.
Thank you very much.
See she brings in the reforms already! Everyone give a hand for Pensive 1st HDEGWRAC.
PLease dont email mee it doesnt work (PMs are always good) You can howvere post your letters to the editor or WRAC here yourself. :D
Congratulations to Pensive! All hail the new Head Deputy Editor General Winged Reporter Assistant Crier! :D :banana:
Thanks, emily. You can contribute any jokes you know as well. I know that you are good with jokes.
The ninja penguins, you say, never heard of them you think, Penguins yes, Ninjas yes Ninja penguins no. Well we are here to tell you different for months now this editor and dedicated Crier herself went undercover in the dreaded Penguin Pitts to discover the truth and what she found was beyond even her worst nightmares.
It seems what we once believed were 2 separate evils are really just to tentacles of a a sprawling multifaceted multi-tentacled evil cult with a dalek like philosophy towards all peaceful Crier loving forum members especially those so fond of their “itty bitty tissue box pirate galleys” , members of the dastardly Stan and the Amazon Queen are right in believing that this denouncing remark was made of them.
SO I ask you the reader to take extra precautions when roaming the network. Make sure you always surf in twos, Never wander off into a deserted sub forum or indeed thread with a suspiciously suppressed Id or worse a shift Guest and don’t forget to wrap up warm in case of the chills and above all do not let your mind be swayed by the mind controllers who are actively recruiting.
We also suggest attaching yourself to a stickyd thread where possible this is belved to help protect you as the stickyness is transferred to you and makes you thus harder to “lose” or get snatched
But what of the Vikings? What of them? These puinguins are just misunderstood I tell you! But the Vikings, what of them?
Dear Crier,
But won't sticking to a sticky thread make it more likely for unwanted foltsom and jetsom stick to me as well?
Signed,
Koncerned in Kansas
Dear Crier;
Thank ye for yer most informative article on the most 'orrible creature o the seven 'ells!
I will be, er I mean...Captain Stanislaw will be activly workin against these creatures!
Ninja penguins 2#$@#$ what be this world comin to!
Sincerely;
Silence do good...(Not Captain Stanislaw)
(heh, them blasted ninja penguins won't be knowin who be writin evil oer ther name...makin it eisier to infiltrate thar scheme!) :D
Yay Pensive! I would imagine you are the ONLY 1st HDEGWRAC of the forum. Ever notice how magazines list all sorts of editors with fancy titles? Ever notice that everyone is an editor? If everyone is an editor, then who are the worker-bees?
Dear Aimus in refercance to your letter WHAT vikings?? If they are evil they are probably another tenticle :nod:
Koncerned,
Yes it was noticed among the test dummy-guests that this phenomenon occurred to a degree but overall The Crier consider it to be better to keep your hardrive and smilies intact and safe from the Ninja penguins than to mind about the slight pong that might build up. Also we are at present working on methods to eliminate this problem.
Silance,
Indeeed we were hoping to become allied with the right dishounrable Captin to form a front line in the defense against the sure and certain attack :nod:
And on other matters
Virgil, the workerbees are the smilies :nod: :nod: you will also notice that WRAC stands for Winged reported assisntat crier and it is the duty of the crier to gather and spread news with the least possible hysteria and bias.
You are indeed right in saying that their is a grave battle raging over minds and hardrives. However, I had not imagined that the masterminds of evil in this battle would manipulate penguins for their assault, ultimately making a new breed; ninja penguins. Hopefully the forces of good in this forum will be able to peacefully eliminate this threat without bloodshed.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nightshade