Ha-ha! The Wolf is Back!

Zing-Zoopey hi hi the Bluuuuuee Skkkyyyy!
A poem by Wolf “Satan” Larsen

I was fwooping with some crack!
CraaCk -!-cRRraaCCk-!-cRRRaaaaCk!!
When the elephants went fwoooping with all the up-&-down lakes and rivers!
CrrRRRaaack-!-crrAAAAck-!-Crack!
And all the cocaine plants were growing from all the moons of the universe!!
Craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ck!!
And all the politicians opened their mouths and asses & elephants came running out their mouths!
Asses & elephants! Asses & elephants! Asses & elephants!
And we smeared Hiroshima & Nagasaki al over our naked bodies –
And strawberry pleasures happened!
For purple mountains of craaaack!
Oh crack! Oh craaack!!
God sheds his urine all over the US!!
And crown the woooppee with ding-dongy
All the crack be goin’ happy happy with pointing bazookas at the sun!
Happy female orgasm to all the birds in the sky!!

Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen

Do not read this is you have a problem with naughty words! You have been warned!

Neon Vaginas for Sale!
A pOOoooEEEeeeem by Wolf “YYYiiipppzzzaa” Larsen!

Everyday your fruit-loops-roller-coster-personality
Be Bonging across the galaxy!
Because of the rocketships of wAshiNg-maShiNe-uP-&dOwn-vAgiNaS!!
And somewhere is the big mOuth swallowing up the galaxy!
Kiduppa-!-Faduppa-!-Fiiiiiiinggg!!
And blue sky itching & itching & itching!
ZZZyyyychhhooo!-!-! With masochistic strawberry!
Ever tipsy-toopsy with a lemOn-meReNgUe-mUSiCaL-univerSe?
It’s nipples for everybody!
Now zippy!
Yesterday ding-bop-luppy-booooppps!!!!
Because yesterday is made out of most talkative fish!
You & me be sexy polar bears!!
Dressed in the end of the poem!
Boooooooooooooooooooooooonnngggg!!!!

Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen

A video-poem by Wolf Larsen:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=giZ34mqZJGE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=giZ34mqZJGE

Bleeepphhh – Huuuurrruuunggaaa!
A poem by Wolf Larsen

Yep! Flying brains everywhere!
Time to Beep beep! We’re pissing sunshine all over the sky & earth!
Love me?
Because my genital herpes are singing to you!
You herpes with the zip – lop – dop?
Herpes is beautiful!
Especially when you cocaine with all the zippy!
Cocaine & herpes & blow-up love dolls is
My bingy-zooey – zoo! You Titanic??
Especially with cars crashing into the Middle Ages!
Smokin’ some gothic architecture?
Sexy sexy blow-up dolls by the side of the highway! Naked!
Blueberry sex with mannequins!
Everybody now!

Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen

Chaos for Breakfast
A poem by Wolf Larsen

The sky begins eating all of us
The world spins out of control
The people eat the sun
Our feet disappear
Our heads are floating out to sea
Our hands belong to someone else
Our genitals have stopped working
Our eyes cannot see
Our ears hear only a giant silent scream

Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen

Warning: Do not read this if you have a problem with obscenity, are overly sensitive, or if you are very religious!

God and The Devil Shaking Hands Together
A poem by Wolf Larsen

A waterfall of Corona Beer falls over the human race
While Wolf Larsen dying on the cross laughs & laughs
And thousands of demons are jumping out of Wolf Larsen’s mouth as he laughs
While the sky collapses all over the screaming human race
And all the comedians stop laughing and start crying
Michelangelo begins sculpting gravestones
But the gravestones grow legs and begin dancing all over the planet
God puts on his sexiest French lingerie and smiles as he looks down upon humanity screaming
The Devil gets up from bed and puts his arm around god
The Virgin Mary also gets up from bed and puts a sexy robe around her naked body
Meanwhile the priests & preachers are leading the human race to the graveyards
And in the graveyards the human race watches
As the priests & preachers throw off their robes and preach naked in the cold wind
And then everyone begins digging their own graves
As the priests & preachers passionately kiss and touch each other’s naked bodies

Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen

a video-poem by Wolf "Satan" Larsen:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xbte86IIrgE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xbte86IIrgE

The Opera of the World Falling Apart
A poem by Wolf Larsen

Millions are dying and swiiiiirrrrling-uuuup to the big toilet bowl in heaven
While god & the devil are drinking and gambling together in the whorehouse
And everyone is coughing up fornicating-demons-&-angels into the air
While the graveyards are filled with the orgies of immaculate conception
And the birds are singing happy operas
To accompany the orchestra of ambulance sirens going to-&-fro
Others are getting on the elevator down to hell
As they laugh & sing & dance
And the two political parties of the grim reaper
(Both the one of asses and the other of elephants)
Get on the political pulpit and preach the baboon buttocks
Of red & white & blue nonsense…

Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen

Warning: Do not read this if you have a problem with obscenity, or if you are very religious!

Corona or Heineken?
A poem by Wolf Larsen

So the Poet Wolf Larsen is sucking God's Big Dick
And God ejaculates Corona Beer into Wolf Larsen's mouth
And then Wolf Larsen begins having anal sex with The Lord
And Wolf Larsen ejaculates all the angels-&-devils-in-his-ballsack into the Lord’s Anus in Heaven
And the Virgin Mary is praying with a viBrAtoR-r-r-R and siiiiinging Verdi operas
And everybody from California is surfing around us in the sky
And all of the surfers are playing violins
And all of the devils & angels in the Lord's anus are singing as well
And then all of the angels & devils parachute out of the Lord’s Anus in Heaven
And they land inside of a giant painting being conducted by Penderecki the classical composer
While Ludwig Meidner begins painting psYchOtic pOrtraitS of the milliOns dYing frOm thE plaguE
And everyone in Hell becomes a swirling-mass-of-symphony-music
While all the Attila-the-Hun-clones in your brains
Pull out jackhammers and turn your head into a sado-masochistic symphony
And each breath becomes harder & harder to reach
As the Sun laughs and laughs at your approaching death
And you cough up endless little Grim Reapers out of your lungs
That flyyyyy-arrrrooounnd and infect others
As your chest tightens around your heart
And the emergency room is filled with billions of people all screaming
As both the Devil & God take you by the hand
And fly you up to the Grand Bar in heaven
Where you drink Corona with shots of tequila for all eternity
As the mariachi band plays the end of the poem

Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen

Everyone Throwing Up Happiness All Over Each Other
A poem by Wolf Larsen

My head is falling so up
Everything inside of me is collapsing thousands of miles into the Earth
The silence yells at me
I don't know where my hands are
My testicles are full of cockroaches
My knees are made out of the dark sounds
My thoughts are minimalist gray canvases
My music is gunshots
I **** diarrhea all over the word happiness
My Eyes turn anyone who approaches into a corpse
I wake up dead every day

Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen

A Wolf Larsen poem-video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XC4fEKheSpQ&t=115s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XC4fEKheSpQ&t=115s

100 Faces Laughing & Crying in the Mirror
a poem by Wolf Larsen

I chop my feet off and eat them
I chop off my penis and I eat that too
I jump off the planet Earth and I dive into the sun
I cut the sun up into pieces with my switchblade knife
Then I shoot the mirror full of bullet holes
I stab and stab the walls with my knife until I laugh
And I laugh like an eternal sadness

Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen

Standing in Front of an Invisible Execution Squad Waiting to be Shot
a poem by Wolf Larsen

An empty Universe screams at me
While the streets are being eaten by all of our dreams
The dreams are turning into nightmares piled on top of each other
As we scream poetry at the graveyards
As we play music for the Dead
As We chop off our own heads and throw them at each other
And then we jump into our dogs’ anuses
Where we conduct our poetry readings
As invisible soldiers attack our bodies with invisible bullets
And the Sun screams with happiness
As We dig Graves into the sky
And the dead bodies floating in the sky
Urinate their poetry on the people walking below
But then everyone disappears
Into the big black hole of this poem

Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen

a Pile of Dead Bodies Reciting Poetry to Each Other
A poem by Wolf Larsen

I jump into your psychosis
You jump into my psychosis
Together we build a giant poem made out of schizophrenia
We build a giant schizophrenia with our gesturing hands
We erect giant schizophrenia with our sculptures
Symphonies of schizophrenia crashing all over the human race
Floods of human faces are eating through everyone's brains
As We erect giaNt-diSeaSed-sCulpTures with our hands
Our poems & symphonies are tidal waves of schizophrenia
Tidal waves of Madness walking through the hospital corridors
As all the sick-&-dying sing operas to a deaf god that is not listening
Only science can save us

Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen

Do NOT read this if you have a problem with obscenity, or if you are very religious!

The Wise Philosophers Inside My Testicles
A poem by Wolf Larsen

I grab Lake Michigan in my hand and I throw it into the universe
I pull psychosis out of my testicles and I throw the psychosis all over the planet Earth
I pull the human race off the planet Earth and I throw the human race up into the sky
I give the dogs & cats wings and now the dogs & cats are flying in all my poems
I create the sunlight with my orgasms
The rain falls from the sky whenever I cry
Because I am the Poet I slash god into pieces with my machete-pen
My words are a flood of insanity and sanity all crashing around each other
I pull the Sun out of the sky
And I throw the sun into Van Gogh's paintings
I take all of the Flesh of the human race and with the Flesh of the human race I create Paul Gauguin sculptures growing everywhere you look
Whenever you snort my phrases of poetry up your nose
You feel thousands of words pulsating inside of you
You feel the music crashing out of the walls everywhere
You feel the human race flooding out of ballsacks and into vaginas everywhere
As the drummer crashes everything we know into pieces
And then everyone lays down at the Poet's feet and dies

Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen

Even Your Family & Friends are the Plague
A poem by Wolf Larsen

The sun laughs and laughs at me
I want to jump into the toilet
and swim through the pipes and become a fish in the ocean
I want to swallow the entire universe
And then I want to **** the entire universe into this poem
I want to stand on the street corner juggling sadness & happiness with my hands
As I smile and scream and expose my penis for all to see
Whenever I hear a symphony I hear the plague
Whenever I look at a painting I see the plague
Whenever I touch a sculpture I am touching the plague
The plague is looking at me wherever I go
I feel the plague touching my most intimate parts
I eat the plague - I breathe in the plague - I am becoming a walking talking plague

Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen

Warning: Do NOT read this if you have a problem with obscenity!

Charles Manson & The Beach Boys Drinking Coronas Together and Singing Cease To Exist
A poem by Wolf Larsen

Everyone around me suddenly becomes ashes flying in the Wind
The wind then suddenly carries away all the planets into the Flames of the Sun
Then the sun explodes a giant female orgasm Across the Universe
And now all the space aliens throughout the Universe are licking & licking the giant female orgasm in the sky
The moon says how do you do?
I answer by grabbing a hammer and smashing the moon into pieces
Then all the fish swim out of my toilet bowl and run for political office
Then Uncle Sam & The Statue of Liberty jump out of my toilet bowl
And they jump into my head where they have anal sex for the next two thousand years
The Chicago Symphony Orchestra plays 2000 years of anal sex
Then the Chicago Symphony Orchestra plays the Black Plague
Meanwhile all the store mannequins are singing to the empty streets

Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen

Warning: Do NOT read this if you have a problem with obscenity, or if you are very religious.

Friday Morning Erection with teN-thOuSaNd-hAndS
A poem by Wolf Larsen

You wake up in the morning to find that your entire family has been eaten by the dog
Meanwhile, the planet Earth is being swallowed by the Easter Bunny
That's when the President of your country announces that it is now illegal to have a face or eyes or a mouth
Meanwhile, everyone has dropped to their knees and begins worshipping Your Penis
They love to receive & swallow the white-gooey-Holy-Communion from Your Penis
Then the store mannequins have an armed rebellion and take over the empty streets
Meanwhile, vibrators & vaginas are singing Duets throughout the city
Also, everyone has lost their feet
The Ministry of Lost Feet declares a national emergency
So everybody jumps in their mother's vagina and hides in their mother's womb for the next 100 years
The Mayor of your city declares the 21st century to be illegal
So then the police all hand out tickets to everyone breathing

Copyright 2020 by Wolf Larsen