My vision may be the slightest bit impaired, that is, according to our beloved Pen, yet PAM's is even worse, for she sees things that are not there...
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My vision may be the slightest bit impaired, that is, according to our beloved Pen, yet PAM's is even worse, for she sees things that are not there...
The PAM talks to animals and is convinced they talk back.
PAM has sores on the inside of her nostrils. No PAM those aren't snots and you can't pick them, no matter how hard you try. :p
the pam is fascinated with the inside of the nose, and designed a special nose cam so that he could take up close photographs of the skin inside the nose, complete with nose hairs and boogers.
PAM has her Phd in Nose-iology and spends her time nosing around LitNet :lol:
And PAM knows (nose)...
The PAM leaves a letter out of her name. That's Brown-Haired Elmo
Dunno why this seemed to have killed the thread. This is Elmo: http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...ewest/Elmo.jpg, so I wasn't suggesting anything vulgar...
The PAM carries his stuffed Elmo doll with him everywhere and tucks it into bed at night with him because he thinks it has feelings and gets real sad when he looks at his plastic eyes because he hears Elmo saying "don't leave me"
the pam thinks she is popular but she is really a stuck up drama queen
PAM desperately wants a Tickle Me Elmo doll but is too shy to ask her husband... :lol:
the PAM washes her hair with kool aid and can't understand why bees chase her around the park
The PAM eats nothing but kool aid and sardines.
The PAM thinks Motor Oil makes good gravy for mashed potatoes, you need to get out of Detroit, honeychild!
But the PAM, when in Canada, ordered grits and was flabbergasted upon receiving road-de-icer on his plate... :alien:
[note to all: road-de-icer is not a French word, it is a product that takes the ice from the slippery streets, helps melt, etc.]
Pam says "eh" and "aboot" :)
PAM plans to park his convertible in the middle of Route 66 and spend the whole week singing to the tune of Beethoven's Fur Elise.
I'm surprised the PAM knows anything about Route 66 as she frequently get lost in thought, much less on an historic Road that in some places no longer exists!
http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...gn-Route66.jpg
The PAM gets his kicks on Route 66
The PAM kicks kids and knocks old people down.
The PAM takes a shower once a month. :sick: Ewwwww! :eek2:
the PAM only cleans her ears out once a year. Everyday she sees that box of Q-Tips on the bathroom shelf but little does she use them.
The PAM looks like she's due for her next shock treatment, somebody get the mirror! http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...our/Boguet.gif
Awwwwww, Pen, didn't you know that she was trying to look like you? :lol:
The PAM was asked if she was really a blonde, and she asked if they could repeated the question! http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...DumbBlonde.gif
ROFLAO :lol:
The PAM dyed his hair blonde just to get the feel of the netherworlds...
Wrong PAM. I tried to. They told me there was a world wide shortage on peroxide and guess whose address they said it was shipped to? And I thought you came by that hair naturally, but I guess you still do-- it naturally flows out of the bottle and onto your head...http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...ane/Chicks.gif
Caution to everyone... PAM's imagination is wandering again out of nowhere...
The PAM chews tobacco.
The PAM's house is littered with her spit cans because she is a skoal woman. She carries her Skoal in her back jeans pocket and it creates a fashionable "Skoal ring" in the fabric.
the pams a monkey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i like monkeys
I could be vicious, but will only say the PAM bloodied her bum on that crescent-point moon. Got to watch where you flop! Ouchie! :sick:
The PAM likes to tickle old ladies.
The PAM dresses like an old lady. :lol: :lol:
The PAM smells like an old lady
:lol: I do NOT!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by papayahed
The PAM sings like an old lady. :p
Pam got bitten by an old lady and it got infected and now she is all green and ugly! :lol:
Quote:
Originally Posted by NikolaiI
Are you saing that old ladies are green and ugly??????????
The PAM visits nursing homes looking for dates.:D
Pam put on a sweater she thought was made of cloth, but it was actually matted human hair. Okay I'm not sure why that's an insult but hey! look at human hair sweater girl!
the pam is so busy laughing at the human hair sweater that she fails to realise shes in front of a mirror. :) :lol:
The PAM picked up this chick at Resurrection Cemetery on old Route 66 and I'll bet her name is "Mary"...