If you were a...

Always natural....burning wood on a campfire

If you were something cooking on that campfire, what would you be?

Damper (mmm... damper)

If you were a hat, what kind would you be?

A Panama hat.

If you were a tree, which one would you be?

A Eucalyptus

If you were the moon, how full would you be?

The full moon of 14th day.

If you were cell phone, which one would you be?

iPhone

if you were a ringtone, which one would you be?

A tune by Evanescense in the Soundtrack to DareDevil My Immortal

If you were a magic act, what would you be?

I would disappear before a puff of smoke

if you were a piece of string, what would you be tied up with?

I'd be tied to a bell on a ship...

If you were a dragon, who would be your keeper?

I would be my keeper.

If you were a college professor, what would(do, to those profs. put there!) you teach

Applied Linguistics.

If you were an ocean, which one would you be?

Northern Atlantic. No particular reason.

If you were a series of unfortunate events, who would your victim be?

Neither you nor your mom, so don't worry dear.

If you were a movie, who would be your lead actor (male/female)?

I'll go with Jack Nicholson, one never knows ...

If you were an ornament, what would you be?

(a lawn ornament) and I'd be a fountain...

If you were a Disney character (other than Mickey Mouse), which one would you be?