The dog's gone and you chased it off! http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...milies/Duh.gif
Why are patients records availible to everyone but the patient? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...milies/Doc.gif
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The dog's gone and you chased it off! http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...milies/Duh.gif
Why are patients records availible to everyone but the patient? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...milies/Doc.gif
the patients can't read the writing.
why do my knees creak?
Well fine question indeed..
you see when the subatomical sparks in the subtropical area
under the lower hinges of the intershallow crossbone start ache it a symptom for a very rare yet treatable deasese called intermonitzipalik krongaction interior which is very bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla
ok ?
why do we count sheep and not cows?
because cows are too dumb to count
How is it that cats hate water, and yet love tuna and fish when they have no inclination to get wet and catch the fish?
they ain't that wise.
you tuck into your nice warm bed that you have been sleeping in for years, you here a creak from done stairs evan though ones else is home that day, but you close your eyes and fall asleep. but when your at a house that you never been to and something creaks downstairs, and evan though you know that some people areat the home you freak out. why?
because the dreamcatcher you made at camp finally broke
How come we get on the world wide web via the internet and not on the world wide net via the interweb?
"42."
Why does the last page leave me feeling so dispirited?
BECAUSE YOU NEED TO RE-READ THE FIRST!
why am i so nervous about my first day at school tomorrow?
because you didn't take the tags off your new clothes yet.
why is it so cold in August?
Cold? In August?Where?Not here, that's for sure!
Why do they call them "dog days"? Why not "cat days"? Cats are thermal heated?
Because cats are smart enough to get in the shade, dogs just lay out in the sun.
Why would anyone kill a chicken for supper when there is a perfectly good supermarket in town?
Youse tink maybe da chickens down dere committed suicide or something? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...Godfeather.jpg
Why do people describe everything you haven't tasted as "It tastes just like chicken."?
because everything DOES taste like chicken - it's the universal flavor.
why is gold yellow?
Because 7 8 9? Do I look like Picasso to you?
Who is the coolest bearded person in the world?
Paris Hilton
Why do people get tattoes on areas of their bodies that stretch and form new designs later on in life?