...talk in Welsh, I must see the doctor.
Your credit card has ...
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...talk in Welsh, I must see the doctor.
Your credit card has ...
...lodged itself in my jugular. Kindly do NOT play Batman with cards as Batarangs!!
The incredible Punching Glove Arrow...
has lost it's 'umph', and now hits like a girl.
Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale....
... of collecting forks told by a drooling moron.
There was a long and dusty ...
old coat that took a walk to the dry cleaner, only to find it was closed.
When rising in the east...
...the tree only has two branches
A word is...
more then a syllable, that's why it always wins arm wrestling contests, except the small words, they're nothing in these contests.
A glass is always...
better when it is full
I really should have........
...found my eyes by now
Look carefully and you'll find....
a golden antilope chasing a coyote with a big stick.
Respect the...
dead, for you must join them one day....
Ever notice that people who say "with all due respect" turn out to--
not be so respectful???
the best thing i can think of right now is...
...being with someone I really care for, and we're playing golf on a sunny day.
If I go to this paintballing thing, I will get...
...seriously bruised.
Chicken on Pizza...
... is what I can't eat because of Bird Flu.
I am bored ...