Kicking puppies is the PAM's favorite pastime.
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Kicking puppies is the PAM's favorite pastime.
I can't insult the PAM any better than she puts it herself, the fish-eyed fool! http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...e/Goldfish.gif
pam collects icons just to post on this thread, he has a whole arsenal of them!
The PAM secretly gets up super early to catch the earlybird edition of Barney the Dinosaur.... :alien:
The PAM has Barney pajamas with matching slippers.
The PAM gets around in a beat up pickup that has "Sanford and Son" badly painted out on the side...
Arsenal, Baki? Dang right! http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...lies/Anime.gif
The PAM, by posting all those cool smileys (which we all know come from s. central), is probably trying to cut his age down in half... :p
Whatdaya know, the PAM can count! (Rocky, I'd settle for 15 years knocked off. I feel like I've aged more in the last 14 than I ever did in the first 33... Back at 33 I could still beat 15 year olds at basketball, full-court, all-out, no-ref, non-stop, two hour games! Now I couldn't get my rear up and down the court!)
The person above me abandoned the dragon that supported him during all his journey.
The PAM takes an umbrella in with her to the shower :lol:
The PAM's idea of a fun night out, is going to the laundromat. :D And the red sock goes round again!!!
The PAM should talk. her idea of fun is collecting dryer lint from those laundromats while looking for dates
who the **** is pam
Considering the PAM's atvar, he appears to be a recent escape from ****!
pam is a son of camelot.
WHO IS CAMELOT!?!?!?!?!?!
The PAM has neglected classical reading or she would know that King Arthur was in reality Arthur Pendragon and he reigned at Camelot Castle-- the Round Table, The Knights, Merlin, the whole nine yards. May I suggest Le Mort d'Arthur?
The PAM has a collection of used cool whip tubs he cherishes above all else.
The PAM sneaks into other people's house's and discovers the ideas they use for recycling old cool whip containers, and becomes jealous because she didn't think of it first...
But recycling teabags??? C'mon! ;)
You're trying to tell me that as a Canadian, with the Queen on your money, you never recycled a teabag to get an extra cuppa? Get real, PAM!
oooooooohhhhhhhh!
the pam should of said king aurther then i would know wat your talking about
the PAM uses a toilet brush as a back scratcher
The PAM doesn't need to get electrocuted to make her hair stand up as high as that of the monkey in her avatar...
If there is no point why does the PAM insist on always making a Federal Case out of everything?
The PAM has a complete set of salad bowls and they all say "Cool Whip" on the side.
The pam's face scares monkeys to death!
PAM once tried to jump over a clothesline under the influence of her rock music.
Which was mild compared to what the PAM does under the influence of her own rock music...CENSORED!
the pam is a pen which!!!!! never gets old.
the pam has such little brains that she hasn't realized YET this is the INSULT PAM thread.
The PAM eats boogers.
From the evidence of her atvar, I deduce that the PAM has been shaking her family tree again...
What is PAM to do? His family tree has already been shaken millions of years ago...
The PAM is a blond in disguise. :p
PAM has no idea how smart blonds actually are... ;)
As the PAM is so obviously dark haired, how would she be an authority on the intelligence of blondes? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...DumbBlonde.gif
Poor PAM, I don't even suppose he knows of hair any longer... having lost his last strand several years ago... :p
Is there an optometrist in the house? The PAM cannot see!
PAM, next time you go to eat turkey, remember that it must be COOKED, COOKED I say! :alien: