Originally Posted by
Haunted
When my cats were young they did the same thing. To wake me up they'd go destroy something. One of their favorites was the mini blinds. The slabs were metallic and when they bent them, they stayed bent. That also makes a racket. To finish the blinds off, they chewed through the metal slabs, leaving puncture holes all over them. It was like a mob hit.
It sounds like between the two of us we'll have enough material to co-author a book, The B*tch and the Crazy Cat House.