because life is usually that way.
Why can't i stop myself from speaking in russian at home when no one knows what the hell i'm saying?
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because life is usually that way.
Why can't i stop myself from speaking in russian at home when no one knows what the hell i'm saying?
Seems to be the only way to annoy your people without getting into trouble. (Btw, what are you supposed to speak?)
Why do you need something urgently about a fortnight after you've thrown it away assuming you would never need it again?
For the same reason you alienate yourself from someone you figure you will never think of again and then mope about them ad infinitum...
Why is it that a stage-whisper always sounds louder than a shout?
they have microphones to applify it... but i know these boys and the "whisper" but you can here them across the room.
ok, some people say that if they don't have the person they love with them they'll die. do you think that's true?
of course it's not true, unless the person they love controls the life support switch.
why am i hungry again 30 minutes after i finish eating chinese food?
Don't take it personally... it is the same for everyone. Chinese food doesn't mean to be a 'fast food' lol
Choose an animal that you would like to be and if you like why :)
dolphin... for several reasonsi, one is i love the water, they're mammels, they are very playful and friendly yet they can be vicious if promoted.
if there was one thing that you could make from your imagineation happen, what would that be?
It would be to have the capacity to ask a stupid question!
Why is it that when I have FINALLY thrown out a piece of nonsense, my hubby will always inevitably ask me for this thing months later.... :flare:
merphies law, merphies law.
why do smilies lighten the mood?
They're KAWAI!!!
(Depends either English, Spanish and sometimes japanese)Quote:
Originally Posted by barbara0207
Why do people like shrimp?
Cuz they tickle their tongues?
Why is the sea mostly salty?
'cause it ain't fresh.
why must i go?
because you can't stay?
why must i swim?
'cause you can't stay dry?
why must i answer so stupidly?
because that is what you are paid to do
why am I so doggone tired!