King of the hill

Scheherazade's hill...for now.


The sky is bright and sunny on Scheherazade's Hill. Since there are no immediate threats on her hill she fixes herself a sandwich.
Meanwhile, Galzraa bolsters his army with the cry, “I AM THE KING OF LOMBARDS! SUBMIT YOUR WILL TO ME!" His army, being dust bunnies respond by rolling away in the wind, "But no matter." says the ever resilient King of Lombards, "I still have my secret weapon...."
Scheherazade sits down in the shade of a pear tree and reads her most prized book, munching on her sandwich. And then... NINJA ATTACK. Five cloaked ninjas leap into the air with Scheherazade's treasured book and step on her sandwich to boot. Scheherazade runs off in hot pursuit of the thieving ninjas while Galzraa struts up to his hill and has the rest of his robots (that's right, ninja robots stole your book) build a heavily fortified wall and an artillery defense array.


The hill now belongs to the soon-to-be-supreme-ruler-of-the-world!
(I'm a humble person in case you haven't noticed:D)

Galzraa's Hill


Galzraa gets bored so he and his robot army go to raid the fridge instead of the country-side.


ANYONE'S HILL

(get it while it's hot; I'm not that hungry....maybe.)

Scheherazade walks in and bursts Lombards' bubble. While he goes "pop", Scheherazade declares it her hill!

Scheherazade's Hill


Galzraa gets pretty upset about falling from such a high bubble, so he encourages mor people to attack the Hill while he is recovering.

Scheherazade's Hill.... for now.

Scheherazade's Hill...
jekan is back!!! i tell Scheherazade that there is a someone breaking the rules of lit net, and Scheherazade runs off on a wild goose chase...
my hill!!!

Jekan's Hill


Galzraa congratulates Jekan for his return and gives him a cookie for a reward....a radioactive chip cookie! And it's the cheap knock-off brand!

While Jekan is still a puddle of radioactive oopsie, Galzraa claims the Hill

MY HILL!

kingoflombards simply gets dizzy from the height, and sadly tumbles to the rocky shore below.

NikolaiI's hill.

NikolaiI's hill.

i bring Harry Potter and tell him to use a spell...unfortunately for NikolaiI, he shouts "sectumsempra!!!!" and she falls off and bleeds to death.


MY HILL

Jekan's Hill

I take Jekan's red clown nose(the one in his avatar) and chuk it into a sea of ripe tomatoes. Good luck finding your nose.

My Hill! (I used FOUR safety ropes to climb it this time so HA)

luckily i always carry a backup nose... i pull a sword out of my throat slice the safety lines and tell the tomatoes to ATTACK kingoflombards and he runs off screaming like a girl...


my hill

Jekan's Hill

Galzraa, the King of Lombards, uses his expert culinary skills to make pasta sauce out of Jekan's weak minded tomato hordes.

My Hill AND my sauce(I don't share)


PS- I secretly added a timed detonator to Jekan's not-so-secret-spare-nose. I should go off in three- two-one....:D

kingoflombards' Hill

The rules state that one can either be King of Lombards or King of the Hill so I leave the person above to be the King of Lombards and take away my very own hill!

Pensive's Hill!

Pensive's Hill.
i shoot Pensive's annoyingly cute avatar bird down and Pensive goes to take it to a funeral...

jekan's hill!!!

Jekan's hill . . .

being such the good guy he is, when I whisper to him that it's my birthday, and all I want is just one eensy weensy hill, just for the day, he says, "Well, it's all yours, then!" and saunters off jauntily.

My Hill!

:banana: :banana: :banana:

zanna's hill

zanna accidentally closes litnet and jekan sees this...merrily reclaiming the hill