gathered together for the annual evel minions convention
French Fries and a lampoon...
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gathered together for the annual evel minions convention
French Fries and a lampoon...
...are a hermit's best friend.
But, as for me, a crowd......
of upstart broccoli's really makes my skin crawl.
When I was older...
... I used to look forward to my youth with drooling, geriatric lips and fading, senile eyes, now I look back at old age with innocent wonder and misguided optimism.
Will you please choose a ...
...a symphony, and attract us some listeners?!
At any rate, it wasn't until my bee broke free...
...that the birds began to be afraid.
The best way to approach a lady is to...
...that I got a sharp pain on the left side of my backside.
Life without voices in my head is like.....
... cartwheeling over broken glass.
Smile! The world ...
prefers a twaddling fool to a malicious meanie.
Be Alert! The world needs more...
... tolerance.
Be happy and ...
...turn off that Bobby McFerrin song; it's getting on my nerves.
Don't worry...
... about splelnig: and, pnuctutation .
Take the duck in your left hand and ...
hop like a bunny until the goose stops hissing, I'll hold the ax.
I don't see why they aren't...
more lerts in the world today. I mean you always see these signs telling you to be one. Must be some strange cult or something...
Do you, John, take Mary to be your lawfully...
...certified executioner? And Mary, do you take John to be your lawfully rendered target? Very good--Mary, you may now pull the trigger.
I feel the need--the need, for...