The PAM seems to not like pets. With 1 dog, 1 cat, 1 rabbit, 1 turtle, 1 gekko (lizard), 1 rat, 1 painted turtle, 5 frogs, and 3 hamsters what's the problemo with me pets, luv?
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The PAM seems to not like pets. With 1 dog, 1 cat, 1 rabbit, 1 turtle, 1 gekko (lizard), 1 rat, 1 painted turtle, 5 frogs, and 3 hamsters what's the problemo with me pets, luv?
And then the PAM decided to throw all the pets out of the house, because he found out that they could sing better than him.
the pam is a greek hippy thats a superstar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The PAM had a birthday cake made of fish for her birthday.
The PAM uses toothbrushes as candles for the birthday cake.
There goes the PAM again thinking animals can talk back. She thinks they sing better than I. Well I have no birds, and the others love my singing...
The PAM only adopts tone-deaf pets.
Because they are the only ones who can cope with PAM's singing voice.
PAM did... i shouldn't mention it, it would make old people blush with emberresment. (and you know how hard that is)
PAM dreams of getting blue scales and tailfins, and to be able to breathe multicolored fire.
Fire is waaaaay better than the current breath of PAM
When the PAM describes herself as a "hippie" she isn't refering to "flower children" but to the fact that small children often hitchhike on her hips because they are that broad...
http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1.../AuntEppie.jpg
The PAM enjoys standing behind that lady in the pic he posted (whatever floats your boat there PAM)
the pam shatters mirrors with her gaze
And her lips, why, they turn milk sour!
Her breath sets glass ablaze
And burns to cinders every poem
:D
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
The PAM doesn't know who the three stooges are. nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.
Pam looks shame her avie into beautifulness.
PAM is just the right person to play the character Marie Juana in the play I am starring in
The PAM thinks that what happens on the stage is actually real...
All the world is a stage and the PAM is an understudy...
I loved that, Pendragon...
The PAM is too ugly to even become an understudy...
PAM seems to be forcing even Christ into hollywood.
the pam is a lyre who lives nowhere on that green speak.
PAM is anticipating Pres.G.B.'s latest album.
The PAM's latest CD was produced, directed, and all-songs-written by her stuffed bunny! "Fuzzy feeling...nothing more than fuzzy wuzzy feelings..." "She used to pull me out of her hat, it's magic....." "The March Hare Blues", etc...
PAM started singing after realising it was the only way to stop birds from "visiting" the garden.
PAM jumped into a pool of tar and started drinking everything up upon realizing it tasted good
The PAM, upset with me, now only sits playing and singing "This Old Guitar..."
http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...Kane/Sorry.gif
Why is the PAM sorry? Come on, PAM , it's no great harm if you cannot sing well...
Me, PAM? I play and sing fine, which you would know if not for blowing your eardrums at Woodstock...
the pam is a last son of camelot......whos camelot?
The PAM was lost on her way home, and instead of the moon, she found herself close to the sun.
For someone who claims to live in the TARDIS, the PAM seems rather stuck in a blue funk-- explore, read, learn!
The PAM focused so much that the head-ache caused hallucinations, and he missed the target!
(...sorry, but I am in a bad mood today...)
when the PAM gets nervous, she sticks her hands under armpits for a few moments and then sniffs her fingers and then does a high kick and says "I'm a super star"
the pam's face is so scary she frightened her avie into looking like it does today (plastic surgery pam, plastic surgery) :p
Plastic surgery will be of no use to PAM.
Pam is forever lamenting her broken pencils. Just get a pencil sharpener would ya? :D
Since the PAM is down in the valley and doesn't even know, what's the point? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...lies/Chill.gif