allow me to consult my watch first.
however, i've left it back home. could anyone please get it for me?
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allow me to consult my watch first.
however, i've left it back home. could anyone please get it for me?
Sure! I'll toss it to you. It should fly though your window within a few hours.
Why do fools fall in love?
so you mean i'm a fool.
Will I get left by the bus this afternoon or not?
of course you wont
Will this pickle be juicy or crispy?
Juicey. I love bread and butter pickles!
If a plane crashes on the border between Canada and the United States which country is responsible for the burial of the survivors?
Pen, that's as old as my granny!! No one buries survivors.
Why can't I sleep?
You are a vampire. [Look in the mirror. See you are not there :)]
Are we [the creatures of planet Earth] alone in the multiverse?
describe alone.
if you had a twin that was the exact opposite, what would it be like?
it would be like having a sibling that looked like you.
What does red and blue make?
red an blue makes red and blue mixed together... it makes purple!
what makes books so appitizing?
peanut butter
why is rain wet?
to cool the sun down.
why does my cat wind herself around my ankles?
Because you are her captor and she is attempting to assassinate you
Why do we have to pay taxes?
Because everyone's got money to pay for 'em
Got any?
are you asking if I have any money? It depends on what you call money. I am thinking probably not.
Could someone go pee for me? I'm too lazy to go myself you see.