The PAM uses a fork to comb her hair and a butter knife to cut her nails.
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The PAM uses a fork to comb her hair and a butter knife to cut her nails.
the pam has extremely dirty clothes since she's always digging.
the PAM has dirty clothes because she's always digging for gold in the backyard.
PAM, if it is true that you live to make me smile, then why am I currently not smiling?
The PAM never smiles, who would like to see her teeth?
pam has metal thorns for teeth...
Pam's wooden dentures won't fit and she has no other teeth!
And PAM shall go ahead to split logs with her teeth.
Once, accidentaly, the PAM swallowed some pieces of wood and she actually loved them...Now, she thinks they are bars of chocolate...
the PAM tried to use grass as an alternate fuel for her car...it didn't work.
The PAM doesn't use a car now. She found an other use for her little doggie pet...
The PAM needs one of two things: New Glasses or lessons in basic biology. Nik is a he...
The PAM feels good during the Darkness of Night...What is your relationship with werewolves, PAM?
the PAM buys cheap perfum and transfers it to expensive bottles.
this pam is a micheivious person who lives in michigan
the pam runs the vacuum cleaner because she enjoys the sound it makes
PAM put on her earmuffs and sent music blaring through them.
And the PAM personally "played" said music...
Note to Amalia: Werewolves? Why do you think I always wear this silver ring with the Celtic cross? But, with my Native American totem or Spirit Guide being a Cougar, one wolf isn't going to take on a cougar!
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Originally Posted by Pendragon
That was amazing, Pendragon!BRAVO!!!
The PAM started playing music to cope up with the worms living in the house, but it was an utter failure...
The PAM uses sardines as air freshener
The PAM uses fabreeze as cologne
The PAM uses 100-year-old perfume
The PAM found a new use for the "black gold",liking the smell of it...No wonder her car still cannot move...
The PAM steals candy from little children.
The PAM is the Ghost of Mr. Chicken...
The PAM likes ghosts...He lives with five or six...
Pam is a hippie, she only wears grass skirts to stick it to the man
The PAM wears a tin foil hat.
the pam recycles her rent
The PAM recycles her toilet paper. :D
ew PAM!
PAM mind is a horrid place to find yourself in :p
this was supposed to be the pam recycles her insults. I think my husband was talking to me while I was typing and rent may have come into the conversation and I typed rent instead of insults. I guess. wonder what else I've unintentionally typed on this forum :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Shalot
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Originally Posted by Shalot
HaHa - I was wondering about that one!! It made me wonderif I was missing a way to not pay rent..
The PAM thinks she can talk to the animals.
Anyone can talk to animals. The PAM thinks animals can talk to HER...
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The PAM loves dragons. He doesn't know that dragons don't quite like him...
PAM has insulted the dragons... bad move, my friend, you have several people who are appsessed with dragons.
The PAM has a special relationship with interesting lizards...
the pambthinks the lizard king really can do anything - you just keep thinking that pam
PAM looked down the drain and reached in with her pinkie seeing that her lizard pet had gone down it...
And then, the PAM found another pet to substitute the lizard that abandoned her. A rat!