Baboon without an elephant to dance with.
Never mix hair tonic with...
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Baboon without an elephant to dance with.
Never mix hair tonic with...
gin, it makes your throat grow ringlets.
Man admits his first measure of intelligence when.....
he realizes that it isn't really the dog trying to control him, but the cat trying to control the dog.
One must never under any circumstances place the donkey...
on a hot stove.Quote:
Originally Posted by ReadingElmo
The last PM I received was from...
An angry elephant that didn't get a chance to dance.
Now is the time for all good men to come to the...
realization that there aren't many others like them out there...
"I could while away the hours, conferrin' with the flowers..."
but I'd much rather smash watermelons with my head."
She ran recklessly into...
The fire to save her laptop.
But when she returned her....
dress was on fire...
They were running through the field of poppies....
then the opium growers came out with automatic weapons.
This is the last time...
I sniff poppies.
The way to a mans heart is through his...
garage...
Last night a shot an elephant in my pajamas...
Whilst eating icecream.
Today is the first day of the rest of...
the week
My diaper is full of...
chocolate peanuts... Hahaha.
The end of the day is filled with...
a bunch of crap...
If I saw an elephant fly, I'd....
put on a pair of wings and join him.'
Is it true that pigs can...
wallow in the own poop. (yes)
The day that hell freezes over is the day that...
(ewww)
I will believe.
It's time that we all just...
love each other and be nice.
If I pick my nose one more time I will pull out a....
kilo of lard
Is everyone on this forum in...
(in)cognito?
If we throw water on the evil witch, she will...
Laugh out loud and still cast her spell.... Hahahahaha...
A man wears a tie to cover his...
stain on his shirt.
A woman wears a skirt to cover...
Her wooden legs.
Men are equal to...
nothing known...
Beautiful women are...
along side those men.
Women who treat men badly, need their...
****'s *****.
Maryd would give them all a .......
Smack over the wrist... Hahaha.
Men who treat women badly should be...
beaten until they can't see...
Little Hiawatha took his little bow and shot a...
Grasshopper sitting on a rabbits head.
It's silly to...
fret about things we cannot change....
It's wise to....
Sit and wait, just in case things do change.
Is it true that people are the most...
Happiest when they are on holidays.
You are waiting for...
...the next Star Trek movie.
Why can't I...
See you when you are typing.
Are you really a...
...crime fighting super hero?
Where did I put that....
Telescope, I think an ape is about to land on the moon.
Did you ever stop to think...
...and forget to start again?
What's up with...
With today's weather cycle.
Am I really this...