White people do suck
Strawberry popsicles in
White linen zoot-suits.
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White people do suck
Strawberry popsicles in
White linen zoot-suits.
White linen Zoot suits
And bright red flapper dresses
Jitterbug and Jive
"Jitterbug and Jive,
Jingle-Jangle Jewellery!"
Jokes Jealous Julie.
Jokes jealous Julie,
Seeing her man spirited,
"Wait till you get home."
Wait till you get home
you forgot to lock the door
and now you are dead.
And now you are dead.
Stop complaining about that
It's not a big deal
It's not a big deal
Walking naked across life
'Cept for the insects.
lol
'Cept for the insects.
Told you- they're all against me
Wait for me to sleep
Wait for me to sleep,
Before you play the tuba;
Upstairs neighbours suck!
:p
Upstairs neighbours suck!
But the ones downstairs are worse
Bang on the ceiling
Bang on the ceiling?
I would never stoop so low;
Rather, stretch so high! :lol:
:D
Rather, stretch so high!
Reach for the sun, stars, the moon
Don't ever give up
Don't ever give up
unless you are defeated
thats customary.
That's customary
Pie in the face, just as you
Feel happily set.
Feel happily set
In your ways. Morning tea and
Warm english muffin.
Warm English Muffin
With Scrambled Eggs And Salmon
A perfect Breakfast
A perfect breakfast
Never comes in the AM
I wake up too late.
I wake up too late
And the day is half over
Ten appointments missed!
Ten appointments missed
but only one important:
my liposuction
My liposuction
Went so horribly wrong that
I can't move my legs.
:lol: Why does liposuction draw laughs?
I can't move my legs.
Did someone amputate them?
No, buried in sand.
No, buried in sand;
Yes, found in the amazon,
But where is maybe?
But where is maybe?
Somewhere in the distant past.
Ghosts haunt us every night.
Ghosts haunt us each night
Whispering truths in our dreams
Forgotten by day.
Forgotten by day
Awakened in the cool night
Born again voyager.
Aurora!!!
Born again voyager.
Travelling once again far
Away from this world
Away from this world
Is temptation to explore;
Shall we destroy too?
Shall we destroy too
do-do-do oh no! there goes
my Fruit of the Looms
lol
My Fruit of the Looms
So ragged and torn. Parting
Is such sweet sorrow.
Is such sweet sorrow.
But often necessary
-New experience
New experience
Is lacking in my life as
I dwell in a rut.
I dwell in a rut,
It's by the side of the road,
People toss me nuts.
lol
People toss me nuts.
Do they think I'm a squirrel?
Or maybe a cat?
Or maybe a cat,
With detachable wings will
Fly over tonight.
Fly over tonight
Midnight vulture in the sky
Just don't hang around.
Just don't hang around.
Unless you really want to
Listen to him talk
Listen to him talk!
It's always Word-of-the-Day
And rattle that cage.
And rattle that cage
While we observers chuckle
Just don't throw feces.
just don't throw feces
in the turd museum. that
****’s valuable
:rolleyes: I'd prefer some birds twittering this lovely spring morning, but oh well.
****'s valuable
Just ask someone who is stuck,
Then you'll know the facts.