Counter-productive: Militant feminism.
Masculinism:
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Counter-productive: Militant feminism.
Masculinism:
Masculinism: Proof that men aren’t any smarter than women.
Hot Yoga
A mind over matter endurance test in which the participant, who stands barefoot on a bed of hot coals, tries to convince himself that his feet are not being burned off, in spite of evidence to the contrary.
Messiah.
Messiah: God's only son, according to the followers of many different gods.
Manumission
Manumission: What you can do when you can’t afford your slaves anymore and their market price is not worth the commission to sell them. In a society where slavery is banned, it is called “getting laid off”.
Your Other Left
Manumission - The act of freeing something that didn't belong to you in the first place.
Edit - Your Other Left - the right hand/paw of the directionally challenged like Winnie-the-Pooh and Sigmund Freud.
Lawyer
Lawyer: A well-dressed and articulate thief, prone to obfuscate, inveigle, and confuse the issue at hand with irrelevant questions which he or she can easily withdraw when censured and people assume the jury doesn't hear it, or is going to heed the Judge's order to disregard. :angel:
Doctor:
Doctor: The person to see when you have a disease. The person to sue when the disease gets the better of you.
Bardolatry
Bardolatry: The worship of Brigitte Bardot.
Calligraphy
Calligraphy: a form of self-important writing; suicide notes don't seem so sad when written in calligraphy.
Catawampus
Catawampus: the only animal likely to survive mankind's "custodianship" of the Earth.
Custodian
Custodianship: A form of responsibility and trust limited to temporarily taking care of something for someone else, but not responsible for it being there in the first place.
Past Life Regression
Past Life Regression: Channelling your inner Neanderthal
Neanderthal
Neanderthal: The Missing Link, or perhaps just the skeleton of a man with severe arthritis, or maybe this guy in a previous life:
http://augustafreepress.com/wp-conte...Jim-Duggan.png
Evolution:
Evolution: A transformation in the positive direction like going from a Neanderthal to a modern, civilized human being. The opposite, devolution, reverses the direction. This is how your boyfriend or girlfriend views what happened to you just prior to breaking up.
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