If you were a...

Crashed in a meadow

If you were a three year old, where would you be right now?

In front of the television or in my parent's bed.

You?

Sitting on my mother's lap listening to a story

If you were a mother/father of a three year old, what would you be doing?

Arguing with a kindergarten teacher on the phone because they probably want my son/daughter to buy a laptop. Whilst making two cups of watered down cordial and a Nutella sandwich.

You?
Even though that is a ridiculous question as your girls are close to that age and you'd probably doing what you're doing now.

um...three year olds aren't even close to kindergarten yet...(maybe 5-6 y/o)...

Trying to get them to eat something....well...that's good for them at least...

If you were a chicken trying to escape a WWII chicken coup, how would you get free?

Pretend to have a disease of some sort. Make all of the other chickens scared of me so the people who would otherwise eat me probably wouldn't want to. And why feed a diseased chicken, they'd hopefully free me.

I was in kindergarten and 2 1/2.

If you were a kindergarten teacher, would you accept a 2 1/2 yrld?

No....here that is called preschool. Our kindergarten has a curriculum far to advanced for a 2 1/2 y/o.

If you were a college professor, would you accept anyone younger than 17 in your classes?

Yes. I know how I'd feel in their situation. As long as they have proven through previous schooling that they are capable.

Our kindergarten curriculum was painting, learning how to pour our own drinks and they read us stories. I was bored out of my brains by the time I was old enough to go to school at four.

If you were a kindergarten teacher in Australia, would you make it more challenging?

Yes, sure I will do. I have already designed a curriculum for an international KG here in Cairo - the children are doing great!

Let's suppose that you are a library. Which book is your best one?

I have yet to read Marcel Proust's works. So that would be it.

If you were a fighter jet, which one would that be?

The one that fights least. :p

If you were a month, which one would you be?

Ninth. It delivers.

If you were a bird, which species would you be?

A turkey.

If you were a prime number, which one would you be?

Thirteen. Polanski likes it too.

If you were a book, would you be hardcover or paperback?

Paperback. I'm flexible.

If you were a disney princess, which would you be and why?