They must be from Lake Woebegone, Minnesota...
Why does the jerk who cuts you off in traffic turn out to be an undercover policeman on his way to a drug bust? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...lies/Cop-1.gif
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They must be from Lake Woebegone, Minnesota...
Why does the jerk who cuts you off in traffic turn out to be an undercover policeman on his way to a drug bust? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...lies/Cop-1.gif
Because all occifers are jerks
Why do plants droop when you over water them and droop when you underwater them? How are you supposed to know whether to water them or not?
It's easy! Just find a local plant psychic with knowledge on plant telepathy and all your plant problems will be solve. You should know that plants are only an illusion the matrix presents us......
Why can't I stop watching Keanu Reeves's Movies?
I can't think of a stupid answer to this question - is it because Keaneu Reeves is inexplicably watchable? I mean, he manages to suck you in and you know there's something wrong there, but you like him despite your intuition. He looks weird, but somehow he's hot. They way he talks is creepy and bizarre, but sexy all the same. That's why you can't stop watching.
why do "natural" foods cost so much more than all those foods with the high fructose corn syrup and other preservatives and chemicals added to them? And why is it necessary to put a sweetener such as high fructose corn syrup in vegatable soup?
Being healthy along with everything else, can kill you! http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...perBlack-1.jpg
Why do perfectly sane people think tofu tastes like meat?
Amazing picture, Pen!
They repeat it like a mantra every morning: tofu tastes like meat - tofu tastes like meat - ... - ... - ...
Why do these tofu-eaters look so pale? (No offense to tofu-eaters on the forum!:D )
because well i dunno. im not pale.
who came up with the alphabet?
you are what you eat!
what is it with teen guys and teen girls(no offence)?
Who came up with the alphabet? I don't have a clue. I am thinking maybe it was a greek manly man with a gambling problem.
As far as teen girls and guys, I chalk it up to whoremoans.
Why do the weekends go by so fast and why do the week days just drag on?
so we enjoy what we the short time we have of freedom.
why are we attracted to opposete? ( your short, you marry someone tall. he's fat your thin... it goes on)
agreement is boredom, conflict breeds passion.
Where are my shoes?
your shoes are in the spot they were left by the last person/animal/entity that handled them. If you go to that spot, you will find them.
Where are my socks? I put them in the washer but some pairs of socks came out missing a match. Where did those go?
the wonderful world of Narnia
What is addiction?
The pathetic inability to tell a tiny roll of tobbacco that it isn't the center of the universe...
When was the last time you read about a weedhead going off and killing a bunch of people as opposed to an alcholic, who may purchase his addiction lawfully, and pay government taxes on it? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...mKane/Glug.gif
um... never.
where did i put my brain. i lost it the other day and having a dreadful time finding it.