Pam

the PAM finds it amusing to poke tofu. hi virgil! : )

The PAM too often comes to the very public defense of a much deservedly maligned food.

THE PAM is not invisible anymore :)

The PAM is far too congenial for the "Insult the PAM thread." ;)

The PAM must know that I'm awful when it comes to insults!!! :D

The PAM is just too naive and virtuous to really roll up her sleeves and get dirty insulting people. :p

The PAM is so addicted to caffeine that she has been known to steal drinks from kids and random people on the street in her desperate pursuit of it. :eek:

The PAM is spreading unsubstantial gossips about the PAPAM!!!

The PAM is a little too obvious in denying my charges so quickly. ;)

The PAM has invented an age-defying potion made of raw eggs, rotten tomatoes and banana, and has been advocating its use to the ladies of the forum. This explains the missing avatar, I guess. :lol: Have you been using it yourself PAM ???? :D

The PAM steals ice cream cones from unsuspecting children, then laughs at them when they cry.

(Hi back to you, Kathy:wave:)

The PAM leaves a plastic container full of water out all night, so that in the morning she can sip it and savour the petroleum flavor. :rolleyes: Thats weird PAM! :D

The PAM owns a dead parrot as a pet. Just get a goldfish! ;)

The PAM wears a fox tippet with the head and tail still attached. She named it Todd afte the Fox and the Hound, and talks to it and sings to it, and tucks it into a little bed at night. :D

:lol:

The PAM is currently hatching a devious plan to steal "Todd". No way, PAM he reminds me of Robin! ;)

The PAM recently read "Watership Down" and is currently planning to have a "Little Friend" for Todd of the rabbit variety. . . . :D