So they don't have babies.Quote:
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Does Jennifer love Hewitt?
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So they don't have babies.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pendragon
Does Jennifer love Hewitt?
They are star-crossed
How much does Io weigh?
As much as a moon or a cow.
What exactly is the "pompatus of love"?
It's when you get your lovin' on the run - it happens?
Could you dance all night with a dollar fifty and a six pack of beer?
I couldn't dance if it was a requirement for citizenship
Can you amuse yourself without any technology?
Yes, but it's a minor sin.
What's Janet Yellen?
Anyone who can't spent too much time with the Nuns.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pendragon
How can the Walrus be the same person as the Egg-Man?
it's possible when you have an elementary penguin singing hare krishna
What do you say if you just dropped an album, literally on the floor, without creating confusion in the music industry?
Wasted Days and Wasted Nights
Can a Woodchuck chuck wood?
Lacking opposable thumbs, it can only hurl epithets.
Who gave Edith Head?
Archie Bunker?
During the war, what happenend when the order was given to, "Get in your Bunkers"?
They thought it was "This is bonkers!" and they were right!
What do werewolves do during a blue moon?
Howl the blues.
What drives vampires batty?
They make puppies.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pendragon
Who was cooler, Ralph Malph or Potsie Webber...and why?
Potsie Webber could at least sing fairly well
What does the term "motherboard" mean?
It means Daddy's out of town.
Why did the ancient Greeks wear skirts into battle?
you can do all your bodily functions whilst fighting away. I think it should be standard dress gear for all militaries, but, and this is just me spitting out ideas, perhaps Armani should be the designer. Let's the the military the flair it lacks. Join the Army and make a fashion statement, Boys and Girls!
Did Chachi ever really Joanie?
Only their shadows know
What exactly did The Shadow know?
Never go toward the light.
Why was Doc savage?
hey everyone, just started a thread in the general literature section, hope you all join in.
it was all that pulp he had to wade through, enough to make anyone savage, let alone someone with a medical degree.
what phrase would we have now for really bad turns in tv shows if fonzi hadn't successfully "jumped the shark?"
(although that's kind of a fun question I think!)
Whoring for ratings?
Could the guy who wrote Twinkle Twinkle Little Star sue the guy who wrote A B C D E F G for intellectual property infringement?
Same tune folks, so someone copied!
What did Dela Ware?
Her new jersey?
Where does John Couger Mellen camp?
Probably anywhere he pleases
How did Flora Die?
In Missouri?
Where does Tom cruise?
The bathrooms of the Santa Monica boulevard church of scientology.
Who exactly is afraid of Virginia woolf? any why?
Anyone woman who has ever run into Pendragon on a hot summer night with the red roses. :)
Why is Ian Phlegming?
He tried to swallow some of Pompey Bum's philosophies... :D
Do lightning bugs fire flies?
I love that meatloaf song!
that pea soup London fog; it really messes with the respiratory system.
I love pea soup too!
who offers their throats to wolves anyways? even if they do have red roses? I mean, are women so easily bought??
Not sure I follow your answer there! Wolves are often sheep in disguise, roses hide thorns, and women are women, right?
Where do people speak Flemish? Flem?
It was a reference to your reputation as a lady's man in your home state (Virginia Woolf, get it?), resonating with a this song from the late 70s:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IMV0QtBxjCQ
Of course from Flem--where the women are so fleminine!
Why did New York get all the lawyers and New Jersey all the toxic waste?
What's the difference?
What made the hottentots so hot?
No, it's because New Jersey got to choose first.
Courage?
Would Dan rather?
Rather! Old Chap!
Did the plastic surgeons who worked on Phylis Diller?
Yes, but they didn't survive the procedure.
Would you care for some more pike, Bishop? ;-)
please--no more fishy chess pieces, at least in the incarnation we just recently had!
is there any such thing as a stupid question? (hmmmm!)
You had to ask one, didn't you?
Why is a raven like a writing desk?
They are both composed of atoms.
And what do you do, sir, lance a lot?
Mostly Sir Lancelot fooled around with the Queen, according to legend... :rolleyes:
Did HP Lovecraft name Cthulhu by sneezing?
No. Cthulhu is French for Snorky, his stage name on "The Banana Splits."
If the living dead are so damned hungry, why don't they eat each other?