There was feathers and fur everywhere... And Lois, well she was out cold. Suddenly...
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There was feathers and fur everywhere... And Lois, well she was out cold. Suddenly...
I will revive this thread and also post a reminder as it was not played in the way it was intended:The aim is not to write a story.Quote:
Originally Posted by Scheherazade
I will jump start it:
Who knows where my .....
keys are, I think I've misplaced them.
I was surprised when...
the door opened with a bang and in came my sister with a dog.
I can't sleep well last night...
because I was in a strange house.
If I wait until tomorrow....
I might lose my chance.
When I think about the future...
... I feel hopeful and excited.
If only ...
I could find myself.
I can look back and not be afraid of...
...all the blunders I've made.
If I could have one thing...
It would be happiness.
If I could choose where i want to be, it would be....
On a Tube train between Waterloo and the Elephant and Castle.
What happen if the margarine manufacturers all......
went and found a life?
If the kite flew to the sky and never came down...
Sir Isaac Newton would have been discredited.
When I put the cabbage in the boiling water.......
I hungered for it after the smell wafted in the kitchen
It would be useless to...
hunger for it until it is ready.
What if I crunch a raw carrot in the meantime
will that spoil my appetite?
It's dripping from the...
Pot, shall I eat the pot as well.
Shall I boil...
your head along with this rabbit, or are you going to stop advising me all the time?
The grass is always greener.........
When you paste oak leaves on your eyeballs.
You can have my...
Feline and arachnid, but you cannot take the canine... Woof!
Or I will have to...
Boil bugs for supper.
The neighbor said you could have it since you've already....
Then feed them to my pet Ilama.
Who will lose control of his...
aardvark, which is chained in the corner.
Variety is the.......
Key to every Aardvarks heart.
An Aardvark in love is always....
Snorts with glee!
The water in the bowl is beginning to...
evaporate, due the all the powder.
Sherlock poured the powder in to see...
If it would make a better shade for his cheeks.
When I took the cake out of the oven it...
Exploded and cake was plastered all over the walls.
The guests will be here any moment and I will have to serve....
pie instead of cake, which is being scraped of the walls.
If you cut the flowers just right they'll...
They tilt in an angle of a smile.
Everyone loves a smile, except for...
when one has done something incredibly embarrassing and the smiles are only sympathy or to keep themselves from laughing.
If my face froze this way then you could...
Place golf balls into my mouth, like those clowns made of clay at the fun fairs.
Do you think golf balls will fit into my mouth at the same time as...
the Bible, because that would be really weird...
Speaking of weird, is it odd that I can't laugh at the same time as....
I put the strawberries on the pie, for some reason, it just never turns out.
When did you touch....?
your granny's knitting?
How do you solve a problem like.........
An elephant wearing a pink polka dot bikini.
When the bikini slips off during a water skiing training she...
covered her face, cos that's how everybody in the town knew her!
When the toupee of youth blows off,.......
it's better to just let it go that stick a radish up your nose.
When there's an elephant in the room, it's better to...
Let him hold the remote.
The elephants are doing the tango with the mice, what are the...
the baboons going to do now?
I wandered lonely as a ..........