Which two words do you mean Jocky, English Gentleman or booze ready?Quote:
Originally Posted by jocky
Is that the story involving the sporran and the trouser snake?
So many questions.
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Which two words do you mean Jocky, English Gentleman or booze ready?Quote:
Originally Posted by jocky
Is that the story involving the sporran and the trouser snake?
So many questions.
Oh no Prendrelemick, I am not falling for your devious Yorkshire ways. I tell the joke and Serious Cat bans me for life. Google The Scotsman, the Englishman and the Snake. Hit the top heading titled Sept 27 1997 and go to the gag titled Poultry Passions. I guarantee it will bring a tear to your eyes. :)
I am almost positive I have posted the joke you refer to previously in the joke thread without running afoul of serious cat.
Ahh but kilted that was in the days before serious cat moved into the spotlight wasnt it?
Kilted dont you think sleekit is a good Scottish term? Mmmm three minutes, I smell private messages. ;)
If jocky wont tell, you should! :pQuote:
Originally Posted by kilted exile
hehehe
Or just tell me later.
Just in case anyone misses the News thread where I also posted this, here's one to make you smile!
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/sport/news...ectid=10592004
Ah yes, proof of womanhood test, very complicated. I think it involves fitting the hose onto a hoover whilst running a duster over the wainscoting.
Have you seen "her"?
Check this out. 100% of 3 kids reckoned it was a boy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-bqET22vEU
My vote goes to male pseudohermaphrodite.
I love early mornings.
It's the only benefit I ever saw to farming - getting up before the rest of the world and enjoying the peace & quiet, the birdsong, the cool air.
An amazing spring morning here.
Am I missing something here? :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Niamh
[QUOTE=prendrelemick;762364]sorry Nightshade, it would take a long time, and I have to prepare to go into hiding, if we lose at the oval.:(
Jocky may have miscalculated a tad on this one, now I may go missing for a wee while, however I have had the good sense to put a hundred quid on England to beat the " filthy Aussie sheep stealers " after checking the weather forecast from now till Monday. :rolleyes:
Athiest that takes me right back to my bird watching days. I was one of the few twitchers to see the Methusalem bird, it flew in ever decreasing circles till it disappeared up its own rectum. A sight to behold. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by The Atheist
This may be a wee bit controversial, but what do us men look for in a woman? Hello darling I have just finished a twelve hour shift, Oh! your glass is empty, I will just top it up for you, wait I need to light your cigar. If you just hold on a second I will just put on my see though nightie after I have bedded the children and cleaned the house. Then I will make love to you like an animal, before I have to get up in the morning. Sounds good to me! :)
Hope you boys don’t mind an interloper wedgin his way in here but my throat is parched down here in Texas. Beggars can’t be choosers, but if you happen to have some Lone Star Beer, I’d sure love to soak my gizzard with a case or two. Yes it’s rot gut, but we don’t care much for taste down here cause there’s nothing left to taste with. Our buds have been fried on jalapenos and baked every summer in a Texas oven. Hell we’ll settle with castor oil and rubbing alcohol.
Well boys, it’s time I best be movin on. I got me a pair of Allison’s to straddle (engines that is) I suggest you turn up the volume!! – enjoy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PhORZ...eature=related
Gilliatt
And your point is? Dont come the jalapenos with us, a mature civilisation with centuries of history behind us and Jaffa Cakes. And I saw that film with Kris Krisstoferson " Freedoms just another word for nothing left, nothing left to lose" Just a little point are you cowboys as hard as Ben Stiller?Quote:
Originally Posted by Gilliatt Gurgle
Hello everyone! I've been trying to find the joke but I couldn't find it. :( I think it goes something like why the Scottish don't have snakes in Scotland. The Scot replied, "We do! We have the English!". LOL!
Thank you for the compliment Mr. Jocky, you're too kind. ;)
:lol: Well I gather something momentus happened , we were stuck in traffic listening to Radio 2 when they inturrpeed the traffic report ( THEY NEVER DO THAT!!) To shout about it :banana: play some music and miraculously my mum was suddenly no longer as annoyed with the traffic jam.Quote:
Originally Posted by jockyJocky may have miscalculated a tad on this one, now I may go missing for a wee while, however I have had the good sense to put a hundred quid on England to beat the " filthy Aussie sheep stealers " after checking the weather forecast from now till Monday. :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by prendrelemick
But what was it that happened? THAT is what I need to know!