cause we are stupid... gosh haven't you figured that out yet. just look at the questions we ask!
johny depp or freddie highmore?
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cause we are stupid... gosh haven't you figured that out yet. just look at the questions we ask!
johny depp or freddie highmore?
The stupid answer is: Do you know you're on the wrong thread or are you off your threads entirely? Cor. Call 'er t'nurse! http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...lies/Nirse.gif
How do you know if you are the reflection or the person?
Try capturing your mirror-image on a screen.If you fail to get anything,you are a person.If succeed,you're the reflection.:)
Why do weeds find their abode in our gardens?
Actually, they don't just 'find' it but they're put there on purpose by evil gnomes. These abominable creatures will then sit in the trees laughing their heads off when they see you weeding and holding your aching back! Listen, can you hear them ...?
Why are bananas never straight?
They hang out with the wrong crowd.....:lol:
Why do dogs like to roll in the trash?
They want to smell better...
Why do fools fall in love?
nothing better to do
Why is cow milk more popular then goat milk?
It isn't. The soybean is gaining momentum ... ;)
Why aren't folks reading the sodium content in foods these days?
Well I am not a hundred percent curtain most people can read :D
Why such a big fuss on obesity? If it is a choice as soceity suggests, why can't we accept it?
Dang right! Says the man who must buy his shirts at a store that stocks his size. http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1.../YouFigure.gif
Why do they yell about obesity, when the diet plans cost around $70 a week per one person? It's too expensive to eat healthy!
because they think fat people are stupid enough to buy stuff that exspensive.
why do your relatives sometimes give you the most enbarising stuff?
Because relatives want something to laugh about when you're not around.
Why are my missing keys always in the last place I look?
You quit looking when you find them... :rolleyes:
Why does the thing that makes you want to fully vent your feelings most happen in a place where you have to be quiet, such a a courtroom, having been pulled over by a cop, in church, at a funeral, etc.? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...TalkintoMe.gif
Oh .... there are places where one MUST be quiet??? :alien:
How can one sharpen their skills at writing creatively without losing their souls in the battle? :crash:
So the drug companies can make money selling ulcer meds.
Why is it the only day I have to go swimming is "too hot" for the ones I want to go swimming with?